The Politeness of Princes by P. G. Wodehouse

each story is listed in square brackets in the Table of Contents.] CONTENTS THE POLITENESS OF PRINCES SHIELDS’ AND THE CRICKET CUP AN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIR THE GUARDIAN A CORNER IN LINES THE AUTOGRAPH HUNTERS PILLINGSHOT, DETECTIVE THE POLITENESS OF PRINCES The painful case of G. Montgomery Chapple, bachelor, of Seymour’s house, Wrykyn. Let us examine

The Man With Two Left Feet by P. G. WodehouseAnd other stories

Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team THE MAN WITH TWO LEFT FEET _and Other Stories_ by P. G. WODEHOUSE 1917 CONTENTS BILL THE BLOODHOUND EXTRICATING YOUNG GUSSIE WILTON’S HOLIDAY THE MIXER–I THE MIXER–II CROWNED HEADS AT GEISENHEIMER’S THE MAKING OF MAC’S ONE TOUCH OF NATURE BLACK FOR LUCK

The Intrusion of Jimmy by P. G. Wodehouse

This Etext was prepared by Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE CONTENTS CHAPTER I. JIMMY MAKES A BET II. PYRAMUS AND THISBE III. MR. MCEACHERN IV. MOLLY V. A THIEF IN THE NIGHT VI. AN EXHIBITION PERFORMANCE VII. GETTING ACQUAINTED VIII. AT DREEVER IX. FRIENDS, NEW

Something New by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

Etext scanned by Jim Tinsley SOMETHING NEW by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse CHAPTER I The sunshine of a fair Spring morning fell graciously on London town. Out in Piccadilly its heartening warmth seemed to infuse into traffic and pedestrians alike a novel jauntiness, so that bus drivers jested and even the lips of chauffeurs uncurled into

Right Ho, Jeeves by P. G. Wodehouse

RIGHT HO, JEEVES By P. G. WODEHOUSE 1922 To RAYMOND NEEDHAM, K.C. WITH AFFECTION AND ADMIRATION -1- “Jeeves,” I said, “may I speak frankly?” “Certainly, sir.” “What I have to say may wound you.” “Not at all, sir.” “Well, then—-” No–wait. Hold the line a minute. I’ve gone off the rails. I don’t know if

Psmith, Journalist by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

Produced by Jim Tinsley jtinsley@pobox.com Psmith, Journalist by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse PREFACE THE conditions of life in New York are so different from those of London that a story of this kind calls for a little explanation. There are several million inhabitants of New York. Not all of them eke out a precarious livelihood by

Piccadilly Jim by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

Etext produced by Jim Tinsley CHAPTER I A RED-HAIRED GIRL The residence of Mr. Peter Pett, the well-known financier, on Riverside Drive is one of the leading eyesores of that breezy and expensive boulevard. As you pass by in your limousine, or while enjoying ten cents worth of fresh air on top of a green

Not George Washington by P. G. Wodehouse

Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team NOT GEORGE WASHINGTON An Autobiographical Novel by P. G. Wodehouse and Herbert Westbrook 1907 CONTENTS PART ONE _Miss Margaret Goodwin’s Narrative_ 1. James Arrives 2. James Sets Out 3. A Harmless Deception PART TWO _James Orlebar Cloyster’s Narrative_ 1. The Invasion of

My Man Jeeves by P. G. Wodehouse

Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team MY MAN JEEVES BY P. G. WODEHOUSE 1919 CONTENTS LEAVE IT TO JEEVES JEEVES AND THE UNBIDDEN GUEST JEEVES AND THE HARD-BOILED EGG ABSENT TREATMENT HELPING FREDDIE RALLYING ROUND OLD GEORGE DOING CLARENCE A BIT OF GOOD THE AUNT AND THE SLUGGARD

Mike by P. G. Wodehouse

Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Jim Tinsley, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. With thanks to Amherst College Library. MIKE A PUBLIC SCHOOL STORY BY P. G. WODEHOUSE CONTAINING TWELVE FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS BY T. M. R. WHITWELL LONDON 1909. TO ALAN DURAND CONTENTS CHAPTER I. MIKE II. THE JOURNEY DOWN III. MIKE FINDS

Love Among the Chickens by P. G. Wodehouse

Book donated by Charles, cstone20@optusnet.com.au Etext prepared by Dagny, dagnyj@hotmail.com Proofreading by the members of blandings, a P. G. Wodehouse email group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/blandings LOVE AMONG THE CHICKENS BY P. G. WODEHOUSE DEDICATION TO W. TOWNEND DEAR BILL,– I have never been much of a lad for the TO—– But For Whose Sympathy and Encouragement

Indiscretions of Archie by P. G. Wodehouse

Produced by Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team INDISCRETIONS OF ARCHIE P. G. WODEHOUSE It wasn’t Archie’s fault really. Its true he went to America and fell in love with Lucille, the daughter of a millionaire hotel proprietor and if he did marry her–well, what else was there to do? From his point