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The Ivory Child
by H. Rider Haggard
ALLAN GIVES A SHOOTING LESSON
Now I, Allan Quatermain, come to the story of what was, perhaps, one
of the strangest of all the adventures which have befallen me in the
course of a life that so far can scarcely be called tame or humdrum.
Amongst many other things it tells of the war against the Black Kendah
people and the dead of Jana, their elephant god. Often since then I
have wondered if this creature was or was not anything more than a
mere gigantic beast of the forest. It seems improbable, even
impossible, but the reader of future days may judge of this matter for
Also he can form his opinion as to the religion of the White Kendah
and their pretensions to a certain degree of magical skill. Of this
magic I will make only one remark: If it existed at all, it was by no
means infallible. To take a single instance, Harūt and Marūt were
convinced by divination that I, and I only, could kill Jana, which was
why they invited me to Kendahland. Yet in the end it was Hans who
killed him. Jana nearly killed me!
Now to my tale.
In another history, called "The Holy Flower," I have told how I came
to England with a young gentleman of the name of Scroope, partly to
see him safely home after a hunting accident, and partly to try to
dispose of a unique orchid for a friend of mine called Brother John by
the white people, and Dogeetah by the natives, who was popularly
supposed to be mad, but, in fact, was very sane indeed. So sane was he
that he pursued what seemed to be an absolutely desperate quest for
over twenty years, until, with some humble assistance on my part, he
brought it to a curiously successful issue. But all this tale is told
in "The Holy Flower," and I only allude to it here, that is at
present, to explain how I came to be in England.
While in this country I stayed for a few days with Scroope, or,
rather, with his fiancée and her people, at a fine house in Essex. (I
called it Essex to avoid the place being identified, but really it was
one of the neighbouring counties.) During my visit I was taken to see
a much finer place, a splendid old castle with brick gateway towers,
that had been wonderfully well restored and turned into a most
luxurious modern dwelling. Let us call it "Ragnall," the seat of a
baron of that name.
I had heard a good deal about Lord Ragnall, who, according to all
accounts, seemed a kind of Admirable Crichton. He was said to be
wonderfully handsome, a great scholar--he had taken a double first at
college; a great athlete--he had been captain of the Oxford boat at
the University race; a very promising speaker who had already made his
mark in the House of Lords; a sportsman who had shot tigers and other
large game in India; a poet who had published a successful volume of
verse under a pseudonym; a good solider until he left the Service; and
lastly, a man of enormous wealth, owning, in addition to his estates,
several coal mines and an entire town in the north of England.
"Dear me!" I said when the list was finished, "he seems to have been
born with a whole case of gold spoons in his mouth. I hope one of them
will not choke him," adding: "Perhaps he will be unlucky in love."
"That's just where he is most lucky of all," answered the young lady
to whom I was talking--it was Scroope's fiancée, Miss Manners--"for he
is engaged to a lady that, I am told, is the loveliest, sweetest,
cleverest girl in all England, and they absolutely adore each other."
"Dear me!" I repeated. "I wonder what Fate /has/ got up its sleeve for
Lord Ragnall and his perfect lady-love?"
I was doomed to find out one day.
So it came about that when, on the following morning, I was asked if I
would like to see the wonders of Ragnall Castle, I answered "Yes."
Really, however, I wanted to have a look at Lord Ragnall himself, if
possible, for the account of his many perfections had impressed the
imagination of a poor colonist like myself, who had never found an
opportunity of setting his eyes upon a kind of human angel. Human
devils I had met in plenty, but never a single angel--at least, of the
male sex. Also there was always the possibility that I might get a
glimpse of the still more angelic lady to whom he was engaged, whose
name, I understood, was the Hon. Miss Holmes. So I said that nothing
would please me more than to see this castle.
Thither we drove accordingly through the fine, frosty air, for the
month was December. On reaching the castle, Mr. Scroope was told that
Lord Ragnall, whom he knew well, was out shooting somewhere in the
park, but that, of course, he could show his friend over the place. So
we went in, the three of us, for Miss Manners, to whom Scroope was to
be married very shortly, had driven us over in her pony carriage. The
porter at the gateway towers took us to the main door of the castle
and handed us over to another man, whom he addressed as Mr. Savage,
whispering to me that he was his lordship's personal attendant.
I remember the name, because it seemed to me that I had never seen
anyone who looked much less savage. In truth, his appearance was that
of a duke in disguise, as I imagine dukes to be, for I never set eyes
on one. His dress--he wore a black morning cut-away coat--was
faultless. His manners were exquisite, polite to the verge of irony,
but with a hint of haughty pride in the background. He was handsome
also, with a fine nose and a hawk-like eye, while a touch of baldness
added to the general effect. His age may have been anything between
thirty-five and forty, and the way he deprived me of my hat and stick,
to which I strove to cling, showed, I thought, resolution of
character. Probably, I reflected to myself, he considers me an unusual
sort of person who might damage the pictures and other objects of art
with the stick, and not seeing his way how to ask me to give it up
without suggesting suspicion, has hit upon the expedient of taking my
In after days Mr. Samuel Savage informed me that I was quite right in
this surmise. He said he thought that, judging from my somewhat
unconventional appearance, I might be one of the dangerous class of
whom he had been reading in the papers, namely, a "hanarchist." I
write the word as he pronounced it, for here comes the curious thing.
This man, so flawless, so well instructed in some respects, had a
fault which gave everything away. His h's were uncertain. Three of
them would come quite right, but the fourth, let us say, would be
conspicuous either by its utter absence or by its unwanted appearance.
He could speak, when describing the Ragnall pictures, in rotund and
flowing periods that would scarcely have disgraced the pen of Gibbon.
Then suddenly that "h" would appear or disappear, and the illusion was
over. It was like a sudden shock of cold water down the back. I never
discovered the origin of his family; it was a matter of which he did
not speak, perhaps because he was vague about it himself; but if an
earl of Norman blood had married a handsome Cockney kitchenmaid of
native ability, I can quite imagine that Samuel Savage might have been
a child of the union. For the rest he was a good man and a faithful
one, for whom I have a high respect.
On this occasion he conducted us round the castle, or, rather, its
more public rooms, showing us many treasures and, I should think, at
least two hundred pictures by eminent and departed artists, which gave
him an opportunity of exhibiting a peculiar, if somewhat erratic,
knowledge of history. To tell the truth, I began to wish that it were
a little less full in detail, since on a December day those large
apartments felt uncommonly cold. Scroope and Miss Manners seemed to
keep warm, perhaps with the inward fires of mutual admiration, but as
I had no one to admire except Mr. Savage, a temperature of about 35
degrees produced its natural effect upon me.
At length we took a short cut from the large to the little gallery
through a warmed and comfortable room, which I understood was Lord
Ragnall's study. Halting for a moment by one of the fires, I observed
a picture on the wall, over which a curtain was drawn, and asked Mr.
Savage what it might be.
"That, sir," he replied with a kind of haughty reserve, "is the
portrait of her future ladyship, which his lordship keeps for his
Miss Manners sniggered, and I said:
"Oh, thank you. What an ill-omened kind of thing to do!"
Then, observing through an open door the hall in which my hat had been
taken from me, I lingered and as the others vanished in the little
gallery, slipped into it, recovered my belongings, and passed out to
the garden, purposing to walk there till I was warm again and Scroope
reappeared. While I marched up and down a terrace, on which, I
remember, several very cold-looking peacocks were seated, like
conscientious birds that knew it was their duty to be ornamental,
however low the temperature, I heard some shots fired, apparently in a
clump of ilex oaks which grew about five hundred yards away, and
reflected to myself that they seemed to be those of a small rifle, not
of a shotgun.
My curiosity being excited as to what was to be an almost professional
matter, I walked towards the grove, making a circuit through a
shrubbery. At length I found myself near to the edge of a glade, and
perceived, standing behind the shelter of a magnificent ilex, two men.
One of these was a young keeper, and the other, from his appearance, I
felt sure must be Lord Ragnall himself. Certainly he was a splendid-
looking man, very tall, very broad, very handsome, with a peaked
beard, a kind and charming face, and large dark eyes. He wore a cloak
upon his shoulders, which was thrown back from over a velvet coat,
and, except for the light double-barrelled rifle in his hand, looked
exactly like a picture by Van Dyck which Mr. Savage had just informed
me was that of one of his lordship's ancestors of the time of Charles
Standing behind another oak, I observed that he was trying to shoot
wood-pigeons as they descended to feed upon the acorns, for which the
hard weather had made them greedy. From time to time these beautiful
blue birds appeared and hovered a moment before they settled, whereon
the sportsman fired and--they flew away. /Bang! Bang!/ went the
double-barrelled rifle, and off fled the pigeon.
"Damn!" said the sportsman in a pleasant, laughing voice; "that's the
twelfth I have missed, Charles."
"You hit his tail, my lord. I saw a feather come out. But, my lord, as
I told you, there ain't no man living what can kill pigeons on the
wing with a bullet, even when they seem to sit still in the air."
"I have heard of one, Charles. Mr. Scroope has a friend from Africa
staying with him who, he swears, could knock over four out of six."
"Then, my lord, Mr. Scroope has a friend what lies," replied Charles
as he handed him the second rifle.
This was too much for me. I stepped forward, raising my hat politely,
"Sir, forgive me for interrupting you, but you are not shooting at
those wood-pigeons in the right way. Although they seem to hover just
before they settle, they are dropping much faster than you think. Your
keeper was mistaken when he said that you knocked a feather out of the
tail of that last bird at which you fired two barrels. In both cases
you shot at least a foot above it, and what fell was a leaf from the
There was a moment's silence, which was broken by Charles, who
ejaculated in a thick voice:
"Well, of all the cheek!"
Lord Ragnall, however, for it was he, looked first angry and then
"Sir," he said, "I thank you for your advice, which no doubt is
excellent, for it is certainly true that I have missed every pigeon
which I tried to shoot with these confounded little rifles. But if you
could demonstrate in practice what you so kindly set out in precept,
the value of your counsel would be enhanced."
Thus he spoke, mimicking, I have no doubt (for he had a sense of
humour), the manner of my address, which nervousness had made somewhat
"Give me the rifle," I answered, taking off my greatcoat.
He handed it me with a bow.
"Mind what you are about," growled Charles. "That there thing is full
cocked and 'air-triggered."
I withered, or, rather, tried to wither him with a glance, but this
unbelieving keeper only stared back at me with insolence in his round
and bird-like eyes. Never before had I felt quite so angry with a
menial. Then a horrible doubt struck me. Supposing I should miss! I
knew very little of the manner of flight of English wood-pigeons,
which are not difficult to miss with a bullet, and nothing at all of
these particular rifles, though a glance at them showed me that they
were exquisite weapons of their sort and by a great maker. If I muffed
the thing now, how should I bear the scorn of Charles and the polite
amusement of his noble master? Almost I prayed that no more pigeons
would put in an appearance, and thus that the issue of my supposed
skill might be left in doubt.
But this was not to be. These birds came from far in ones or twos to
search for their favourite food, and the fact that others had been
scared away did not cause them to cease from coming. Presently I heard
"Now, then, look out, guv'nor. Here's your chance of teaching his
lordship how to do it, though he does happen to be the best shot in
While he spoke two pigeons appeared, one a little behind the other,
coming down very straight. As they reached the opening in the ilex
grove they hovered, preparing to alight, for of us they could see
nothing, one at a distance of about fifty and the other of, say,
seventy yards away. I took the nearest, got on to it, allowing for the
drop and the angle, and touched the trigger of the rifle, which fell
to my shoulder very sweetly. The bullet struck that pigeon on the
crop, out of which fell a shower of acorns that it had been eating, as
it sank to the ground stone dead. Number two pigeon, realizing danger,
began to mount upwards almost straight. I fired the second barrel, and
by good luck shot its head off. Then I snatched the other rifle, which
Charles had been loading automatically, from his outstretched hand,
for at that moment I saw two more pigeons coming. At the first I
risked a difficult shot and hit it far back, knocking out its tail,
but bringing it, still fluttering, to the ground. The other, too, I
covered, but when I touched the trigger there was a click, no more.
This was my opportunity of coming even with Charles, and I availed
myself of it.
"Young man," I said, while he gaped at me open-mouthed, "you should
learn to be careful with rifles, which are dangerous weapons. If you
give one to a shooter that is not loaded, it shows that you are
capable of anything."
Then I turned, and addressing Lord Ragnall, added:
"I must apologize for that third shot of mine, which was infamous, for
I committed a similar fault to that against which I warned you, sir,
and did not fire far enough ahead. However, it may serve to show your
attendant the difference between the tail of a pigeon and an oak
leaf," and I pointed to one of the feathers of the poor bird, which
was still drifting to the ground.
"Well, if this here snipe of a chap ain't the devil in boots!"
exclaimed Charles to himself.
But his master cut him short with a look, then lifted his hat to me
"Sir, the practice much surpasses the precept, which is unusual. I
congratulate you upon a skill that almost partakes of the marvellous,
unless, indeed, chance----" And he stopped.
"It is natural that you should think so," I replied; "but if more
pigeons come, and Mr. Charles will make sure that he loads the rifle,
I hope to undeceive you."
At this moment, however, a loud shout from Scroope, who was looking
for me, reinforced by a shrill cry uttered by Miss Manners, banished
every pigeon within half a mile, a fact of which I was not sorry,
since who knows whether I should have it all, or any, of the next
"I think my friends are calling me, so I will bid you good morning," I
"One moment, sir," he exclaimed. "Might I first ask you your name?
Mine is Ragnall--Lord Ragnall."
"And mine is Allan Quatermain," I said.
"Oh!" he answered, "that explains matters. Charles, this is Mr.
Scroope's friend, the gentleman that you said--exaggerated. I think
you had better apologize."
But Charles was gone, to pick up the pigeons, I suppose.
At this moment Scroope and the young lady appeared, having heard our
voices, and a general explanation ensued.
"Mr. Quatermain has been giving me a lesson in shooting pigeons on the
wing with a small-bore rifle," said Lord Ragnall, pointing to the dead
birds that still lay upon the ground.
"He is competent to do that," said Scroope.
"Painfully competent," replied his lordship. "If you don't believe me,
ask the under-keeper."
"It is the only thing I can do," I explained modestly. "Rifle-shooting
is my trade, and I have made a habit of practising at birds on the
wing with ball. I have no doubt that with a shot-gun your lordship
would leave me nowhere, for that is a game at which I have had little
practice, except when shooting for the pot in Africa."
"Yes," interrupted Scroope, "you wouldn't have any chance at that,
Allan, against one of the finest shots in England."
"I'm not so sure," said Lord Ragnall, laughing pleasantly. "I have an
idea that Mr. Quatermain is full of surprises. However, with his
leave, we'll see. If you have a day to spare, Mr. Quatermain, we are
going to shoot through the home coverts to-morrow, which haven't been
touched till now, and I hope you will join us."
"It is most kind of you, but that is impossible," I answered with
firmness. "I have no gun here."
"Oh, never mind that, Mr. Quatermain. I have a pair of breech-loaders"
--these were new things at that date--"which have been sent down to me
to try. I am going to return them, because they are much too short in
the stock for me. I think they would just suit you, and you are quite
welcome to the use of them."
Again I excused myself, guessing that the discomfited Charles would
put all sorts of stories about concerning me, and not wishing to look
foolish before a party of grand strangers, no doubt chosen for their
skill at this particular form of sport.
"Well, Allan," exclaimed Scroope, who always had a talent for saying
the wrong thing, "you are quite right not to go into a competition
with Lord Ragnall over high pheasants."
I flushed, for there was some truth in his blundering remark, whereon
Lord Ragnall said with ready tact:
"I asked Mr. Quatermain to shoot, not to a shooting match, Scroope,
and I hope he'll come."
This left me no option, and with a sinking heart I had to accept.
"Sorry I can't ask you too, Scroope," said his lordship, when details
had been arranged, "but we can only manage seven guns at this shoot.
But will you and Miss Manners come to dine and sleep to-morrow
evening? I should like to introduce your future wife to my future
wife," he added, colouring a little.
Miss Manners being devoured with curiosity as to the wonderful Miss
Holmes, of whom she had heard so much but never actually seen,
accepted at once, before her lover could get out a word, whereon
Scroope volunteered to bring me over in the morning and load for me.
Being possessed by a terror that I should be handed over to the care
of the unsympathetic Charles, I replied that I should be very
grateful, and so the thing was settled.
On our way home we passed through a country town, of which I forget
the name, and the sight of a gunsmith's shop there reminded me that I
had no cartridges. So I stopped to order some, as, fortunately, Lord
Ragnall had mentioned that the guns he was going to lend me were
twelve-bores. The tradesman asked me how many cartridges I wanted, and
when I replied "a hundred," stared at me and said:
"If, as I understood, sir, you are going to the big winter shoot at
Ragnall to-morrow, you had better make it three hundred and fifty at
least. I shall be there to watch, like lots of others, and I expect to
see nearly two hundred fired by each gun at the last Lake stand."
"Very well," I answered, fearing to show more ignorance by further
discussion. "I will call for the cartridges on my way to-morrow
morning. Please load them with three drachms of powder."
"Yes, sir, and an ounce and an eighth of No. 5 shot, sir? That's what
all the gentlemen use."
"No," I answered, "No. 3; please be sure as to that. Good evening."
The gunsmith stared at me, and as I left the shop I heard him remark
to his assistant:
"That African gent must think he's going out to shoot ostriches with
buck shot. I expect he ain't no good, whatever they may say about
ALLAN MAKES A BET
On the following morning Scroope and I arrived at Castle Ragnall at or
about a quarter to ten. On our way we stopped to pick up my three
hundred and fifty cartridges. I had to pay something over three solid
sovereigns for them, as in those days such things were dear, which
showed me that I was not going to get my lesson in English pheasant
shooting for nothing. The gunsmith, however, to whom Scroope gave a
lift in his cart to the castle, impressed upon me that they were dirt
cheap, since he and his assistant had sat up most of the night loading
them with my special No. 3 shot.
As I climbed out of the vehicle a splendid-looking and portly person,
arrayed in a velvet coat and a scarlet waistcoat, approached with the
air of an emperor, followed by an individual in whom I recognized
Charles, carrying a gun under each arm.
"That's the head-keeper," whispered Scroope; "mind you treat him
Much alarmed, I took off my hat and waited.
"Do I speak to Mr. Allan Quatermain?" said his majesty in a deep and
rumbling voice, surveying me the while with a cold and disapproving
I intimated that he did.
"Then, sir," he went on, pausing a little at the "sir," as though he
suspected me of being no more than an African colleague of his own, "I
have been ordered by his lordship to bring you these guns, and I hope,
sir, that you will be careful of them, as they are here on sale or
return. Charles, explain the working of them there guns to this
foreign gentleman, and in doing so keep the muzzles up /or/ down. They
ain't loaded, it's true, but the example is always useful."
"Thank you, Mr. Keeper," I replied, growing somewhat nettled, "but I
think that I am already acquainted with most that there is to learn
"I am glad to hear it, sir," said his majesty with evident disbelief.
"Charles, I understand that Squire Scroope is going to load for the
gentleman, which I hope he knows how to do with safety. His lordship's
orders are that you accompany them and carry the cartridges. And,
Charles, you will please keep count of the number fired and what is
killed dead, not reckoning runners. I'm sick of them stories of
These directions were given in a portentous stage aside which we were
not supposed to hear. They caused Scroope to snigger and Charles to
grin, but in me they raised a feeling of indignation.
I took one of the guns and looked at it. It was a costly and
beautifully made weapon of the period, with an under-lever action.
"There's nothing wrong with the gun, sir," rumbled Red Waistcoat. "If
you hold it straight it will do the rest. But keep the muzzle up, sir,
keep it up, for I know what the bore is without studying the same with
my eye. Also perhaps you won't take it amiss if I tell you that here
at Ragnall we hates a low pheasant. I mention it because the last
gentleman who came from foreign parts--he was French, he was--shot
nothing all day but one hen bird sitting just on the top of the brush,
two beaters, his lordship's hat, and a starling."
At this point Scroope broke into a roar of idiotic laughter. Charles,
from whom Fortune decreed that I was not to escape, after all, turned
his back and doubled up as though seized with sudden pain in the
stomach, and I grew absolutely furious.
"Confound it, Mr. Keeper," I explained, "what do you mean by lecturing
me? Attend to your business, and I'll attend to mine."
At this moment who should appear from behind the angle of some
building--we were talking in the stableyard, near the gun-room--but
Lord Ragnall himself. I could see that he had overheard the
conversation, for he looked angry.
"Jenkins," he said, addressing the keeper, "do what Mr. Quatermain has
said and attend to your own business. Perhaps you are not aware that
he has shot more lions, elephants, and other big game than you have
cats. But, however that may be, it is not your place to try to
instruct him or any of my guests. Now go and see to the beaters."
"Beg pardon, my lord," ejaculated Jenkins, his face, that was as
florid as his waistcoat, turning quite pale; "no offence meant, my
lord, but elephants and lions don't fly, my lord, and those accustomed
to such ground varmin are apt to shoot low, my lord. Beaters all ready
at the Hunt Copse, my lord."
Thus speaking he backed himself out of sight. Lord Ragnall watched him
go, then said with a laugh:
"I apologize to you, Mr. Quatermain. That silly old fool was part of
my inheritance, so to speak; and the joke of it is that he is himself
the worst and most dangerous shot I ever saw. However, on the other
hand, he is the best rearer of pheasants in the county, so I put up
with him. Come in, now, won't you? Charles will look after your guns
So Scroope and I were taken through a side entrance into the big hall
and there introduced to the other members of the shooting party, most
of whom were staying at the castle. They were famous shots. Indeed, I
had read of the prowess of some of them in /The Field/, a paper that I
always took in Africa, although often enough, when I was on my distant
expeditions, I did not see a copy of it for a year at a time.
To my astonishment I found that I knew one of these gentlemen. We had
not, it is true, met for a dozen years; but I seldom forget a face,
and I was sure that I could not be mistaken in this instance. That
mean appearance, those small, shifty grey eyes, that red, pointed nose
could belong to nobody except Van Koop, so famous in his day in South
Africa in connexion with certain gigantic and most successful frauds
that the law seemed quite unable to touch, of which frauds I had been
one of the many victims to the extent of £250, a large sum for me.
The last time we met there had been a stormy scene between us, which
ended in my declaring in my wrath that if I came across him on the
veld I should shoot him at sight. Perhaps that was one of the reasons
why Mr. van Koop vanished from South Africa, for I may add that he was
a cur of the first water. I believe that he had only just entered the
room, having driven over from wherever he lived at some distance from
Ragnall. At any rate, he knew nothing of my presence at this shoot.
Had he known I am quite sure that he would have been absent. He
turned, and seeing me, ejaculated: "Allan Quatermain, by heaven!"
beneath his breath, but in such a tone of astonishment that it
attracted the attention of Lord Ragnall, who was standing near.
"Yes, Mr. van Koop," I answered in a cheerful voice, "Allan
Quatermain, no other, and I hope you are as glad to see me as I am to
"I think there is some mistake," said Lord Ragnall, staring at us.
"This is Sir Junius Fortescue, who used to be Mr. Fortescue."
"Indeed," I replied. "I don't know that I ever remember his being
called by that particular name, but I do know that we are old--
Lord Ragnall moved away as though he did not wish to continue the
conversation, which no one else had overheard, and Van Koop sidled up
"Mr. Quatermain," he said in a low voice, "circumstances have changed
with me since last we met."
"So I gather," I replied; "but mine have remained much the same, and
if it is convenient to you to repay me that £250 you owe me, with
interest, I shall be much obliged. If not, I think I have a good story
to tell about you."
"Oh, Mr. Quatermain," he answered with a sort of smile which made me
feel inclined to kick him, "you know I dispute that debt."
"Do you?" I exclaimed. "Well, perhaps you will dispute the story also.
But the question is, will you be believed when I give the proofs?"
"Ever heard of the Statute of Limitations, Mr. Quatermain?" he asked
with a sneer.
"Not where character is concerned," I replied stoutly. "Now, what are
you going to do?"
He reflected for a moment, and answered:
"Look here, Mr. Quatermain, you were always a bit of a sportsman, and
I'll make you an offer. If I kill more birds than you do to-day, you
shall promise to hold your tongue about my affairs in South Africa;
and if you kill more than I do, you shall still hold your tongue, but
I will pay you that £250 and interest for six years."
I also reflected for a moment, knowing that the man had something up
his sleeve. Of course, I could refuse and make a scandal. But that was
not in my line, and would not bring me nearer my £250, which, if I
chanced to win, might find its way back to me.
"All right, done!" I said.
"What is your bet, Sir Junius?" asked Lord Ragnall, who was
"It is rather a long story," he answered, "but, to put it shortly,
years ago, when I was travelling in Africa, Mr. Quatermain and I had a
dispute as to a sum of £5 which he thought I owed him, and to save
argument about a trifle we have agreed that I should shoot against him
for it to-day."
"Indeed," said Lord Ragnall rather seriously, for I could see that he
did not believe Van Koop's statement as to the amount of the bet;
perhaps he had heard more than we thought. "To be frank, Sir Junius, I
don't much care for betting--for that's what it comes to--here. Also I
think Mr. Quatermain said yesterday that he had never shot pheasants
in England, so the match seems scarcely fair. However, you gentlemen
know your own business best. Only I must tell you both that if money
is concerned, I shall have to set someone whose decision will be final
to count your birds and report the number to me."
"Agreed," said Van Koop, or, rather, Sir Junius; but I answered
nothing, for, to tell the truth, already I felt ashamed of the whole
As it happened, Lord Ragnall and I walked together ahead of the
others, to the first covert, which was half a mile or more away.
"You have met Sir Junius before?" he said to me interrogatively.
"I have met Mr. van Koop before," I answered, "about twelve years
since, shortly after which he vanished from South Africa, where he was
a well-known and very successful--speculator."
"To reappear here. Ten years ago he bought a large property in this
neighbourhood. Three years ago he became a baronet."
"How did a man like Van Koop become a baronet?" I inquired.
"By purchase, I believe."
"By purchase! Are honours in England purchased?"
"You are delightfully innocent, Mr. Quatermain, as a hunter from
Africa should be," said Lord Ragnall, laughing. "Your friend----"
"Excuse me, Lord Ragnall, I am a very humble person, not so elevated,
indeed, as that gamekeeper of yours; therefore I should not venture to
call Sir Junius, late Mr. van Koop, my friend, at least in earnest."
He laughed again.
"Well, the individual with whom you make bets subscribed largely to
the funds of his party. I am telling you what I know to be true,
though the amount I do not know. It has been variously stated to be
from fifteen to fifty thousand pounds, and, perhaps by coincidence,
subsequently was somehow created a baronet."
I stared at him.
"That's all the story," he went on. "I don't like the man myself, but
he is a wonderful pheasant shot, which passes him everywhere. Shooting
has become a kind of fetish in these parts, Mr. Quatermain. For
instance, it is a tradition on this estate that we must kill more
pheasants than on any other in the country, and therefore I have to
ask the best guns, who are not always the best fellows. It annoys me,
but it seems that I must do what was done before me."
"Under those circumstances I should be inclined to give up the thing
altogether, Lord Ragnall. Sport as sport is good, but when it becomes
a business it grows hateful. I know, who have had to follow it as a
trade for many years."
"That's an idea," he replied reflectively. "Meanwhile, I do hope that
you will win back your--£5 from Sir Junius. He is so vain that I would
gladly give £50 to see you do so."
"There is little chance of that," I said, "for, as I told you, I have
never shot pheasants before. Still, I'll try, as you wish it."
"That's right. And look here, Mr. Quatermain, shoot well forward of
them. You see, I am venturing to advise you now, as you advised me
yesterday. Shot does not travel so fast as ball, and the pheasant is a
bird that is generally going much quicker than you think. Now, here we
are. Charles will show you your stand. Good luck to you."
Ten minutes later the game began outside of a long covert, all the
seven guns being posted within sight of each other. So occupied was I
in watching the preliminaries, which were quite new to me, that I
allowed first a hare and then a hen pheasant to depart without firing
at them, which hen pheasant, by the way, curved round and was
beautifully killed by Van Koop, who stood two guns off upon my right.
"Look here, Allan," said Scroope, "if you are going to beat your
African friend you had better wake up, for you won't do it by admiring
the scenery or that squirrel on a tree."
So I woke up. Just at that moment there was a cry of "cock forward." I
thought it meant a cock pheasant, and was astonished when I saw a
beautiful brown bird with a long beak flitting towards me through the
tops of the oak trees.
"Am I to shoot at that?" I asked.
"Of course. It is a woodcock," answered Scroope.
By this time the brown bird was rocking past me within ten yards. I
fired and killed it, for where it had been appeared nothing but a
cloud of feathers. It was a quick and clever shot, or so I thought.
But when Charles stepped out and picked from the ground only a beak
and a head, a titter of laughter went down the whole line of guns and
"I say, old chap," said Scroope, "if you will use No. 3 shot, let your
birds get a little farther off you."
The incident upset me so much that immediately afterwards I missed
three easy pheasants in succession, while Van Koop added two to his
Scroope shook his head and Charles groaned audibly. Now that I was not
in competition with his master he had become suddenly anxious that I
should win, for in some mysterious way the news of that bet had
spread, and my adversary was not popular amongst the keeper class.
"Here you come again," said Scroope, pointing to an advancing
It was an extraordinarily high pheasant, flushed, I think, outside the
covert by a stop, so high that, as it travelled down the line,
although three guns fired at it, including Van Koop, none of them
seemed to touch it. Then I fired, and remembering Lord Ragnall's
advice, far in front. Its flight changed. Still it travelled through
the air, but with the momentum of a stone to fall fifty yards to my
"That's better!" said Scroope, while Charles grinned all over his
round face, muttering:
"Wiped his eye that time."
This shot seemed to give me confidence, and I improved considerably,
though, oddly enough, I found that it was the high and difficult
pheasants which I killed and the easy ones that I was apt to muff. But
Van Koop, who was certainly a finished artist, killed both.
At the next stand Lord Ragnall, who had been observing my somewhat
indifferent performance, asked me to stand back with him behind the
"I see the tall ones are your line, Mr. Quatermain," he said, "and you
will get some here."
On this occasion we were placed in a dip between two long coverts
which lay about three hundred yards apart. That which was being beaten
proved full of pheasants, and the shooting of those picked guns was
really a thing to see. I did quite well here, nearly, but not
altogether, as well as Lord Ragnall himself, though that is saying a
great deal, for he was a lovely shot.
"Bravo!" he said at the end of the beat. "I believe you have got a
chance of winning your £5, after all."
When, however, at luncheon, more than an hour later, I found that I
was thirty pheasants behind my adversary, I shook my head, and so did
everybody else. On the whole, that luncheon, of which we partook in a
keeper's house, was a very pleasant meal, though Van Koop talked so
continuously and in such a boastful strain that I saw it irritated our
host and some of the other gentlemen, who were very pleasant people.
At last he began to patronize me, asking me how I had been getting on
with my "elephant-potting" of late years.
I replied, "Fairly well."
"Then you should tell our friends some of your famous stories, which I
promise I won't contradict," he said, adding: "You see, they are
different from us, and have no experience of big-game shooting."
"I did not know that you had any, either, Sir Junius," I answered,
nettled. "Indeed, I thought I remembered your telling me in Africa
that the only big game you had ever shot was an ox sick with the red-
water. Anyway, shooting is a business with me, not an amusement, as it
is to you, and I do not talk shop."
At this he collapsed amid some laughter, after which Scroope, the most
loyal of friends, began to repeat exploits of mine till my ears
tingled, and I rose and went outside to look at the weather.
It had changed very much during luncheon. The fair promise of the
morning had departed, the sky was overcast, and a wind, blowing in
strong gusts, was rising rapidly, driving before it occasional
scurries of snow.
"My word," said Lord Ragnall, who had joined me, "the Lake covert--
that's our great stand here, you know--will take some shooting this
afternoon. We ought to kill seven hundred pheasants in it with this
team, but I doubt if we shall get five. Now, Mr. Quatermain, I am
going to stand Sir Junius Fortescue and you back in the covert, where
you will have the best of it, as a lot of pheasants will never face
the lake against this wind. What is more, I am coming with you, if I
may, as six guns are enough for this beat, and I don't mean to shoot
any more to-day."
"I fear that you will be disappointed," I said nervously.
"Oh, no, I sha'n't," he answered. "I tell you frankly that if only you
could have a season's practice, in my opinion you would make the best
pheasant shot of the lot of us. At present you don't quite understand
the ways of the birds, that's all; also those guns are strange to you.
Have a glass of cherry brandy; it will steady your nerves."
I drank the cherry brandy, and presently off we went. The covert we
were going to shoot, into which we had been driving pheasants all the
morning, must have been nearly a mile long. At the top end it was
broad, narrowing at the bottom to a width of about two hundred yards.
Here it ran into a horse-shoe shaped piece of water that was about
fifty yards in breadth. Four of the guns were placed round the bow of
this water, but on its farther side, in such a position that the
pheasants should stream over them to yet another covert behind at the
top of a slope, Van Koop and I, however, were ordered to take our
places, he to the right and I to the left, about seventy yards up the
tongue in little glades in the woodland, having the lake to our right
and our left respectively. I noticed with dismay that we were so set
that the guns below us on its farther side could note all that we did
or did not do; also that a little band of watchers, among whom I
recognized my friend the gunsmith, were gathered in a place where,
without interfering with us, they could see the sport. On our way to
the boat, however, which was to row us across the water, an incident
happened that put me in very good spirits and earned some applause.
I was walking with Lord Ragnall, Scroope and Charles, about sixty
yards clear of a belt of tall trees, when from far away on the other
side of the trees came a cry of "Partridges over!" in the hoarse voice
of the red-waistcoated Jenkins, who was engaged in superintending the
driving in of some low scrub before he joined his army at the top of
"Look out, Mr. Quatermain, they are coming this way," said Lord
Ragnall, while Charles thrust a loaded gun into my hand.
Another moment and they appeared over the tree-tops, a big covey of
them in a long, straggling line, travelling at I know not what speed,
for a fierce gust from the rising gale had caught them. I fired at the
first bird, which fell at my feet. I fired again, and another fell
behind me. I snatched up the second gun and killed a third as it
passed over me high up. Then, wheeling round, I covered the last
retreating bird, and lo! it too fell, a very long shot indeed.
"By George!" said Scroope, "I never saw that done before," while
Ragnall stared and Charles whistled.
But now I will tell the truth and expose all my weakness. The second
bird was not the one I aimed at. I was behind it and caught that which
followed. And in my vanity I did not own up, at least not till that
The four dead partridges--there was not a runner among them--having
been collected amidst many congratulations, we went on and were punted
across the lake to the covert. As we entered the boat I observed that,
in addition to the great bags, Charles was carrying a box of
cartridges under his arm, and asked him where he got it from.
He replied, from Mr. Popham--that was the gunsmith's name--who had
brought it with him in case I should not have enough. I made no
remark, but as I knew I had quite half of my cartridges left out of
the three hundred and fifty that I had bought, I wondered to myself
what kind of a shoot this was going to be.
Well, we took up our stands, and while we were doing so, suddenly the
wind increased to a tearing gale, which seemed to me to blow from all
points of the compass in turn. Rooks flying homewards, and pigeons
disturbed by the beaters were swept over us like drifting leaves; wild
duck, of which I got one, went by like arrows; the great bare oaks
tossed their boughs and groaned; while not far off a fir tree was
blown down, falling with a splash into the water.
"It's a wild afternoon," said Lord Ragnall, and as he spoke Van Koop
came from his stand, looking rather scared, and suggested that the
shoot should be given up.
Lord Ragnall asked me what I wished to do. I replied that I would
rather go on, but that I was in his hands.
"I think we are fairly safe in these open places, Sir Junius," he
said; "and as the pheasants have been so much disturbed already, it
does not much matter if they are blown about a bit. But if you are of
another opinion, perhaps you had better get out of it and stand with
the others over the lake. I'll send for my guns and take your place."
On hearing this Van Koop changed his mind and said that he would go
So the beat began. At first the wind blew from behind us, and
pheasants in increasing numbers passed over our heads, most of them
rather low, to the guns on the farther side of the water, who, skilled
though they were, did not make very good work with them. We had been
instructed not to fire at birds going forward, so I let these be. Van
Koop, however, did not interpret the order in the same spirit, for he
loosed at several, killing one or two and missing others.
"That fellow is no sportsman," I heard Lord Ragnall remark. "I suppose
it is the bet."
Then he sent Charles to ask him to desist.
Shortly after this the gale worked round to the north and settled
there, blowing with ever-increasing violence. The pheasants, however,
still flew forward in the shelter of the trees, for they were making
for the covert on the hill, where they had been bred. But when they
got into the open and felt the full force of the wind, quite four out
of six of them turned and came back at a most fearful pace, many so
high as to be almost out of shot.
For the next three-quarters of an hour or more--as I think I have
explained, the beat was a very long one--I had such covert shooting as
I suppose I shall never see again. High above those shrieking trees,
or over the lake to my left, flashed the wind-driven pheasants in an
endless procession. Oddly enough, I found that this wild work suited
me, for as time went on and the pheasants grew more and more
impossible, I shot better and better. One after another down they came
far behind me with a crash in the brushwood or a splash in the lake,
till the guns grew almost too hot to hold. There were so many of them
that I discovered I could pick my shots; also that nine out of ten
were caught by the wind and curved at a certain angle, and that the
time to fire was just before they took the curve. The excitement was
great and the sport splendid, as anyone will testify who has shot
December pheasants breaking back over the covert and in a tearing
gale. Van Koop also was doing very well, but the guns in front got
comparatively little shooting. They were forced to stand there, poor
fellows, and watch our performance from afar.
As the thing drew towards an end the birds came thicker and thicker,
and I shot, as I have said, better and better. This may be judged from
the fact that, notwithstanding their height and tremendous pace, I
killed my last thirty pheasants with thirty-five cartridges. The final
bird of all, a splendid cock, appeared by himself out of nothingness
when we thought that all was done. I think it must have been flushed
from the covert on the hill, or been turned back just as it reached it
by the resistless strength of the storm. Over it came, so high above
us that it looked quite small in the dark snow-scud.
"Too far--no use!" said Lord Ragnall, as I lifted the gun.
Still, I fired, holding I know not how much in front, and lo! that
pheasant died in mid air, falling with a mighty splash near the bank
of the lake, but at a great distance behind us. The shot was so
remarkable that everyone who saw it, including most of the beaters,
who had passed us by now, uttered a cheer, and the red-waistcoated old
Jenkins, who had stopped by us, remarked: "Well, bust me if that
bain't a master one!"
Scroope made me angry by slapping me so hard upon the back that it
hurt, and nearly caused me to let off the other barrel of the gun.
Charles seemed to become one great grin, and Lord Ragnall, with a
brief congratulatory "Never enjoyed a shoot so much in my life,"
called to the men who were posted behind us to pick up all the dead
pheasants, being careful to keep mine apart from those of Sir Junius
"You should have a hundred and forty-three at this stand," he said,
"allowing for every possible runner. Charles and I make the same
I remarked that I did not think there were many runners, as the No. 3
shot had served me very well, and getting into the boat was rowed to
the other side, where I received more congratulations. Then, as all
further shooting was out of the question because of the weather, we
walked back to the castle to tea.
As I emptied my cup Lord Ragnall, who had left the room, returned and
asked us to come and see the game. So we went, to find it laid out in
endless lines upon the snow-powdered grass in the quadrangle of the
castle, arranged in one main and two separate lots.
"Those are yours and Sir Junius's," said Scroope. "I wonder which of
you has won. I'll put a sovereign on you, old fellow."
"Then you're a donkey for your pains," I answered, feeling vexed, for
at that moment I had forgotten all about the bet.
I do not remember how many pheasants were killed altogether, but the
total was much smaller than had been hoped for, because of the gale.
"Jenkins," said Lord Ragnall presently to Red Waistcoat, "how many
have you to the credit of Sir Junius Fortescue?"
"Two hundred and seventy-seven, my lord, twelve hares, two woodcocks,
and three pigeons."
"And how many to that of Mr. Quatermain?" adding: "I must remind you
both, gentlemen, that the birds have been picked as carefully as
possible and kept unmixed, and therefore that the figures given by
Jenkins must be considered as final."
"Quite so," I answered, but Van Koop said nothing. Then, while we all
waited anxiously, came the amazing answer:
"Two hundred and seventy-seven pheasants, my lord, same number as
those of Sir Junius, Bart., fifteen hares, three pigeons, four
partridges, one duck, and a beak--I mean a woodcock."
"Then it seems you have won your £5, Mr. Quatermain, upon which I
congratulate you," said Lord Ragnall.
"Stop a minute," broke in Van Koop. "The bet was as to pheasants; the
other things don't count."
"I think the term used was 'birds,'" I remarked. "But to be frank,
when I made it I was thinking of pheasants, as no doubt Sir Junius was
also. Therefore, if the counting is correct, there is a dead heat and
the wager falls through."
"I am sure we all appreciate the view you take of the matter," said
Lord Ragnall, "for it might be argued another way. In these
circumstances Sir Junius keeps his £5 in his pocket. It is unlucky for
you, Quatermain," he added, dropping the "mister," "that the last high
pheasant you shot can't be found. It fell into the lake, you remember,
and, I suppose, swam ashore and ran."
"Yes," I replied, "especially as I could have sworn that it was quite
"So could I, Quatermain; but the fact remains that it isn't there."
"If we had all the pheasants that we think fall dead our bags would be
much bigger than they are," remarked Van Koop, with a look of great
relief upon his face, adding in his horrid, patronizing way: "Still,
you shot uncommonly well, Quatermain. I'd no idea you would run me so
I felt inclined to answer, but didn't. Only Lord Ragnall said:
"Mr. Quatermain shot more than well. His performance in the Lake
covert was the most brilliant that I have ever seen. When you went in
there together, Sir Junius, you were thirty ahead of him, and you
fired seventeen more cartridges at the stand."
Then, just as we turned to go, something happened. The round-eyed
Charles ran puffing into the quadrangle, followed by another man with
a dog, who had been specially set to pick my birds, and carrying in
his hand a much-bedraggled cock pheasant without a tail.
"I've got him, my lord," he gasped, for he had run very fast; "the
little gent's--I mean that which he killed in the clouds with the last
shot he fired. It had gone right down into the mud and stuck there.
Tom and me fished him up with a pole."
Lord Ragnall took the bird and looked at it. It was almost cold, but
evidently freshly killed, for the limbs were quite flexible.
"That turns the scale in favour of Mr. Quatermain," he said, "so, Sir
Junius, you had better pay your money and congratulate him, as I do."
"I protest," exclaimed Van Koop, looking very angry and meaner than
usual. "How am I to know that this was Mr. Quatermain's pheasant? The
sum involved is more than £5 and I feel it is my duty to protest."
"Because my men say so, Sir Junius; moreover, seeing the height from
which the bird fell, their story is obviously true."
Then he examined the pheasant further, pointing out that it appeared
to have only one wound--a shot through the throat almost exactly at
the root of the beak, of which shot there was no mark of exit. "What
sized shot were you using, Sir Junius?" he asked.
"No. 4 at the last stand."
"And you were using No. 3, Mr. Quatermain. Now, was any other gun
using No. 3?"
All shook their heads.
"Jenkins, open that bird's head. I think the shot that killed it will
be found in the brain."
Jenkins obeyed, using a penknife cleverly enough. Pressed against the
bone of the skull he found the shot.
"No. 3 it is, sure enough, my lord," he said.
"You will agree that settles the matter, Sir Junius," said Lord
Ragnall. "And now, as a bet has been made here it had better be paid."
"I have not enough money on me," said Van Koop sulkily.
"I think your banker is mine," said Lord Ragnall quietly, "so you can
write a cheque in the house. Come in, all of you, it is cold in this
So we went into the smoking-room, and Lord Ragnall, who, I could see,
was annoyed, instantly fetched a blank cheque from his study and
handed it to Van Koop in rather a pointed manner.
He took it, and turning to me, said:
"I remember the capital sum, but how much is the interest? Sorry to
trouble you, but I am not very good at figures."
"Then you must have changed a good deal during the last twelve years,
Sir Junius," I could not help saying. "Still, never mind the interest,
I shall be quite satisfied with the principal."
So he filled up the cheque for £250 and threw it down on the table
before me, saying something about its being a bother to mix up
business with pleasure.
I took the draft, saw that it was correct though rather illegible, and
proceeded to dry it by waving it in the air. As I did so it came into
my mind that I would not touch the money of this successful scamp, won
back from him in such a way.
Yielding to a perhaps foolish impulse, I said:
"Lord Ragnall, this cheque is for a debt which years ago I wrote off
as lost. At luncheon to-day you were talking of a Cottage Hospital for
which you are trying to get up an endowment fund in this
neighbourhood, and in answer to a question from you Sir Junius
Fortescue said that he had not as yet made any subscription to its
fund. Will you allow me to hand you Sir Junius's subscription--to be
entered in his name, if you please?" And I passed him the cheque,
which was drawn to myself or bearer.
He looked at the amount, and seeing that it was not £5, but £250,
flushed, then asked:
"What do you say to this act of generosity on the part of Mr.
Quatermain, Sir Junius?"
There was no answer, because Sir Junius had gone. I never saw him
again, for years ago the poor man died quite disgraced. His passion
for semi-fraudulent speculations reasserted itself, and he became a
bankrupt in conditions which caused him to leave the country for
America, where he was killed in a railway accident while travelling as
an immigrant. I have heard, however, that he was not asked to shoot at
Ragnall any more.
The cheque was passed to the credit of the Cottage Hospital, but not,
as I had requested, as a subscription from Sir Junius Fortescue. A
couple of years later, indeed, I learned that this sum of money was
used to build a little room in that institution to accommodate sick
children, which room was named the Allan Quatermain ward.
Now, I have told this story of that December shoot because it was the
beginning of my long and close friendship with Ragnall.
When he found that Van Koop had gone away without saying good-bye,
Lord Ragnall made no remark. Only he took my hand and shook it.
I have only to add that, although, except for the element of
competition which entered into it, I enjoyed this day's shooting very
much indeed, when I came to count up its cost I felt glad that I had
not been asked to any more such entertainments. Here it is, taken from
an old note-book:
Cartridges, including those not used and given to Charles £4 0 0
Game License 3 0 0
Tip to Red Waistcoat (keeper) 2 0 0
Tip to Charles 0 10 0
Tip to man who helped Charles to find pheasant 0 5 0
Tip to man who collected pheasants behind me 0 10 0
£10 5 0
Truly pheasant shooting in England is, or was, a sport for the rich!
Two and a half hours passed by, most of which time I spent lying down
to rest and get rid of a headache caused by the continual, rapid
firing and the roar of the gale, or both; also in rubbing my shoulder
with ointment, for it was sore from the recoil of the guns. Then
Scroope appeared, as, being unable to find my way about the long
passages of that great old castle, I had asked him to do, and we
descended together to the large drawing-room.
It was a splendid apartment, only used upon state occasions, lighted,
I should think, with at least two or three hundred wax candles, which
threw a soft glow over the panelled and pictured walls, the priceless
antique furniture, and the bejewelled ladies who were gathered there.
To my mind there never was and never will be any artificial light to
equal that of wax candles in sufficient quantity. The company was
large; I think thirty sat down to dinner that night, which was given
to introduce Lord Ragnall's future wife to the neighbourhood, whereof
she was destined to be the leader.
Miss Manners, who was looking very happy and charming in her jewels
and fine clothes, joined us at once, and informed Scroope that "she"
was just coming; the maid in the cloakroom had told her so.
"Is she?" replied Scroope indifferently. "Well, so long as you have
come I don't care about anyone else."
Then he told her she was looking beautiful, and stared at her with
such affection that I fell back a step or two and contemplated a
picture of Judith vigorously engaged in cutting off the head of
Presently the large door at the end of the room was thrown open and
the immaculate Savage, who was acting as a kind of master of the
ceremonies, announced in well-bred but penetrating tones, "Lady
Longden and the Honourable Miss Holmes." I stared, like everybody
else, but for a while her ladyship filled my eye. She was an ample
and, to my mind, rather awful-looking person, clad in black satin--she
was a widow--and very large diamonds. Her hair was white, her nose was
hooked, her dark eyes were penetrating, and she had a bad cold in her
head. That was all I found time to notice about her, for suddenly her
daughter came into my line of vision.
Truly she was a lovely girl, or rather, young woman, for she must have
been two or three-and-twenty. Not very tall, her proportions were
rounded and exquisite, and her movements as graceful as those of a
doe. Altogether she was doe-like, especially in the fineness of her
lines and her large and liquid eyes. She was a dark beauty, with rich
brown, waving hair, a clear olive complexion, a perfectly shaped mouth
and very red lips. To me she looked more Italian or Spanish than
Anglo-Saxon, and I believe that, as a matter of fact, she had some
southern blood in her on her father's side. She wore a dress of soft
rose colour, and her only ornaments were a string of pearls and a
single red camellia. I could see but one blemish, if it were a
blemish, in her perfect person, and that was a curious white mark upon
her breast, which in its shape exactly resembled the crescent moon.
The face, however, impressed me with other than its physical
qualities. It was bright, intelligent, sympathetic and, just now,
happy. But I thought it more, I thought it mystical. Something that
her mother said to her, probably about her dress, caused her smile to
vanish for a moment, and then, from beneath it as it were, appeared
this shadow of innate mysticism. In a second it was gone and she was
laughing again; but I, who am accustomed to observe, had caught it,
perhaps alone of all that company. Moreover, it reminded me of
What was it? Ah! I knew. A look that sometimes I had seen upon the
face of a certain Zulu lady named Mameena, especially at the moment of
her wonderful and tragic death. The thought made me shiver a little; I
could not tell why, for certainly, I reflected, this high-placed and
fortunate English girl had nothing in common with that fate-driven
Child of Storm, whose dark and imperial spirit dwelt in the woman
called Mameena. They were as far apart as Zululand is from Essex. Yet
it was quite sure that both of them had touch with hidden things.
Lord Ragnall, looking more like a splendid Van Dyck than ever in his
evening dress, stepped forward to greet his fiancée and her mother
with a courtly bow, and I turned again to continue my contemplation of
the stalwart Judith and the very ugly head of Holofernes. Presently I
was aware of a soft voice--a very rich and thrilling voice--asking
quite close to me:
"Which is he? Oh! you need not answer, dear. I know him from the
"Yes," replied Lord Ragnall to Miss Holmes--for it was she--"you are
quite right. I will introduce you to him presently. But, love, whom do
you wish to take you in to dinner? I can't--your mother, you know; and
as there are no titles here to-night, you may make your choice. Would
you like old Dr. Jeffreys, the clergyman?"
"No," she replied, with quiet firmness, "I know him; he took me in
once before. I wish Mr. Allan Quatermain to take me in. He is
interesting, and I want to hear about Africa."
"Very well," he answered, "and he /is/ more interesting than all the
rest put together. But, Luna, why are you always thinking and talking
about Africa? One might imagine that you were going to live there."
"So I may one day," she answered dreamily. "Who knows where one has
lived, or where one will live!" And again I saw that mystic look come
into her face.
I heard no more of that conversation, which it is improbable that
anyone whose ears had not been sharpened by a lifetime of listening in
great silences would have caught at all. To tell the truth, I made
myself scarce, slipping off to the other end of the big room in the
hope of evading the kind intentions of Miss Holmes. I have a great
dislike of being put out of my place, and I felt that among all these
local celebrities it was not fitting that I should be selected to take
in the future bride on an occasion of this sort. But it was of no use,
for presently Lord Ragnall hunted me up, bringing the young lady with
"Let me introduce you to Miss Holmes, Quatermain," he said. "She is
anxious that you should take her in to dinner, if you will be so kind.
She is very interested in--in----"
"Africa," I suggested.
"In Mr. Quatermain, who, I am told, is one of the greatest hunters in
Africa," she corrected me, with a dazzling smile.
I bowed, not knowing what to say. Lord Ragnall laughed and vanished,
leaving us together. Dinner was announced. Presently we were wending
in the centre of a long and glittering procession across the central
hall to the banqueting chamber, a splendid room with a roof like a
church that was said to have been built in the times of the
Plantagenets. Here Mr. Savage, who evidently had been looking out for
her future ladyship, conducted us to our places, which were upon the
left of Lord Ragnall, who sat at the head of the broad table with Lady
Longden on his right. Then the old clergyman, Dr. Jeffreys, a pompous
and rather frowsy ecclesiastic, said grace, for grace was still in
fashion at such feasts in those days, asking Heaven to make us truly
thankful for the dinner we were about to consume.
Certainly there was a great deal to be thankful for in the eating and
drinking line, but of all I remember little, except a general vision
of silver dishes, champagne, splendour, and things I did not want to
eat being constantly handed to me. What I do remember is Miss Holmes,
and nothing but Miss Holmes; the charm of her conversation, the light
of her beautiful eyes, the fragrance of her hair, her most flattering
interest in my unworthy self. To tell the truth, we got on "like fire
in the winter grass," as the Zulus say, and when that dinner was over
the grass was still burning.
I don't think that Lord Ragnall quite liked it, but fortunately Lady
Longden was a talkative person. First she conversed about her cold in
the head, sneezing at intervals, poor soul, and being reduced to send
for another handkerchief after the entrées. Then she got off upon
business matters; to judge from the look of boredom on her host's
face, I think it must have been of settlements. Three times did I hear
him refer her to the lawyers--without avail. Lastly, when he thought
he had escaped, she embarked upon a quite vigorous argument with Dr.
Jeffreys about church matters--I gathered that she was "low" and he
was "high"--in which she insisted upon his lordship acting as referee.
"Do try and keep your attention fixed, George," I heard her say
severely. "To allow it to wander when high spiritual affairs are under
discussion (sneeze) is scarcely reverent. Could you tell the man to
shut that door? The draught is dreadful. It is quite impossible for
you to agree with both of us, as you say you do, seeing that
metaphorically Dr. Jeffreys is at one pole and I am at the other."
"Then I wish I were at the Tropic of Cancer," I heard him mutter with
In vain; he had to keep his "attention fixed" on this point for the
next three-quarters of an hour. So as Miss Manners was at the other
side of me, and Scroope, unhampered by the presence of any prospective
mother-in-law, was at the other side of her, for all practical
purposes Miss Holmes and I were left alone.
She began by saying:
"I hear you beat Sir Junius Fortescue out shooting to-day, and won a
lot of money from him which you gave to the Cottage Hospital. I don't
like shooting, and I don't like betting; and it's strange, because you
don't look like a man who bets. But I detest Sir Junius Fortescue, and
that is a bond of union between us."
"I never said I detested him."
"No, but I am sure you do. Your face changed when I mentioned his
"As it happens, you are right. But, Miss Holmes, I should like you to
understand that you were also right when you said I did not look like
a betting man." And I told her some of the story of Van Koop and the
"Ah!" she said, when I had finished, "I always felt sure he was a
horror. And my mother wanted me, just because he pretended to be low
church--but that's a secret."
Then I congratulated her upon her approaching marriage, saying what a
joyful thing it was now and again to see everything going in real,
happy, storybook fashion: beauty, male and female, united by love,
high rank, wealth, troops of friends, health of body, a lovely and an
ancient home in a settled land where dangers do not come--at present--
respect and affection of crowds of dependants, the prospect of a high
and useful career of a sort whereof the door is shut to most people,
everything in short that human beings who are not actually royalty
could desire or deserve. Indeed after my second glass of champagne I
grew quite eloquent on these and kindred points, being moved thereto
by memories of the misery that is in the world which formed so great a
contrast to the lot of this striking and brilliant pair.
She listened to me attentively and answered:
"Thank you for your kind thoughts and wishes. But does it not strike
you, Mr. Quatermain, that there is something ill-omened in such talk?
I believe that it does; that as you finished speaking it occurred to
you that after all the future is as much veiled from all of us as--as
the picture which hangs behind its curtain of rose-coloured silk in
Lord Ragnall's study is from you."
"How did you know that?" I asked sharply in a low voice. For by the
strangest of coincidences, as I concluded my somewhat old-fashioned
little speech of compliments, this very reflection had entered my
mind, and with it the memory of the veiled picture which Mr. Savage
had pointed out to me on the previous morning.
"I can't say, Mr. Quatermain, but I did know it. You were thinking of
the picture, were you not?"
"And if I was," I said, avoiding a direct reply, "what of it? Though
it is hidden from everybody else, he has only to draw the curtain and
"Supposing he should draw the curtain one day and see nothing, Mr.
"Then the picture would have been stolen, that is all, and he would
have to search for it till he found it again, which doubtless sooner
or later he would do."
"Yes, sooner or later. But where? Perhaps you have lost a picture or
two in your time, Mr. Quatermain, and are better able to answer the
question than I am."
There was silence for a few moments, for this talk of lost pictures
brought back memories which choked me.
Then she began to speak again, low, quickly, and with suppressed
passion, but acting wonderfully all the while. Knowing that eyes were
on her, her gestures and the expression of her face were such as might
have been those of any young lady of fashion who was talking of
everyday affairs, such as dancing, or flowers, or jewels. She smiled
and even laughed occasionally. She played with the golden salt-cellar
in front of her and, upsetting a little of the salt, threw it over her
left shoulder, appearing to ask me if I were a victim of that ancient
habit, and so on.
But all the while she was talking deeply of deep things, such as I
should never have thought would pass her mind. This was the substance
of what she said, for I cannot set it all down verbatim; after so many
years my memory fails me.
"I am not like other women. Something moves me to tell you so,
something very real and powerful which pushes me as a strong man
might. It is odd, because I have never spoken to anyone else like
that, not to my mother for instance, or even to Lord Ragnall. They
would neither of them understand, although they would misunderstand
differently. My mother would think I ought to see a doctor--and if you
knew that doctor! He," and she nodded towards Lord Ragnall, "would
think that my engagement had upset me, or that I had grown rather more
religious than I ought to be at my age, and been reflecting too much--
well, on the end of all things. From a child I have understood that I
am a mystery set in the midst of many other mysteries. It all came to
me one night when I was about nine years old. I seemed to see the past
and the future, although I could grasp neither. Such a long, long past
and such an infinite future. I don't know what I saw, and still see
sometimes. It comes in a flash, and is in a flash forgotten. My mind
cannot hold it. It is too big for my mind; you might as well try to
pack Dr. Jeffreys there into this wineglass. Only two facts remain
written on my heart. The first is that there is trouble ahead of me,
curious and unusual trouble; and the second, that permanently,
continually, I, or a part of me, have something to do with Africa, a
country of which I know nothing except from a few very dull books.
Also, by the way--this is a new thought--that I have a great deal to
do with /you/. That is why I am so interested in Africa and you. Tell
me about Africa and yourself now, while we have the chance." And she
ended rather abruptly, adding in a louder voice, "You have lived there
all your life, have you not, Mr. Quatermain?"
"I rather think your mother would be right--about the doctor, I mean,"
"You /say/ that, but you don't /believe/ it. Oh! you are very
transparent, Mr. Quatermain--at least, to me."
So, hurriedly enough, for these subjects seemed to be uncomfortable,
even dangerous in a sense, I began to talk of the first thing about
Africa that I remembered--namely, of the legend of the Holy Flower
that was guarded by a huge ape, of which I had heard from a white man
who was supposed to be rather mad, who went by the name of Brother
John. Also I told her that there was something in it, as I had with me
a specimen of the flower.
"Oh! show it me," she said.
I replied that I feared I could not, as it was locked away in a safe
in London, whither I was returning on the morrow. I promised, however,
to send her a life-sized water-colour drawing of which I had caused
several to be made. She asked me if I were going to look for this
flower, and I said that I hoped so if I could make the necessary
arrangements. Next she asked me if there chanced to be any other
African quests upon which I had set my mind. I replied that there were
several. For instance, I had heard vaguely through Brother John, and
indirectly from one or two other sources, of the existence of a
certain tribe in East Central Africa--Arabs or semi-Arabs--who were
reported to worship a child that always remained a child. This child,
I took it, was a dwarf; but as I was interested in native religious
customs which were infinite in their variety, I should much like to
find out the truth of the matter.
"Talking of Arabs," she broke in, "I will tell you a curious story.
Once when I was a little girl, eight or nine years of age--it was just
before that kind of awakening of which I have spoken to you--I was
playing in Kensington Gardens, for we lived in London at the time, in
the charge of my nurse-governess. She was talking to some young man
who she said was her cousin, and told me to run about with my hoop and
not to bother. I drove the hoop across the grass to some elm trees.
From behind one of the trees came out two tall men dressed in white
robes and turbans, who looked to me like scriptural characters in a
picture-book. One was an elderly man with flashing, black eyes, hooked
nose, and a long grey beard. The other was much younger, but I do not
remember him so well. They were both brown in colour, but otherwise
almost like white men; not Negroes by any means. My hoop hit the elder
man, and I stood still, not knowing what to say. He bowed politely and
picked it up, but did not offer to return it to me. They talked
together rapidly, and one of them pointed to the moon-shaped birthmark
which you see I have upon my neck, for it was hot weather, and I was
wearing a low-cut frock. It was because of this mark that my father
named me Luna. The elder of the two said in broken English:
"'What is your name, pretty little girl?'
"I told him it was Luna Holmes. Then he drew from his robe a box made
of scented wood, and, opening it, took out some sweetmeat which looked
as if it had been frozen, and gave me a piece that, being very fond of
sweet, I put into my mouth. Next, he bowled the hoop along the ground
into the shadow of the trees--it was evening time and beginning to
grow dark--saying, 'Run, catch it, little girl!'
"I began to run, but something in the taste of that sweet caused me to
drop it from my lips. Then all grew misty, and the next thing I
remember was finding myself in the arms of the younger Eastern, with
the nurse and her 'cousin,' a stalwart person like a soldier, standing
in front of us.
"'Little girl go ill,' said the elder Arab. 'We seek policeman.'
"'You drop that child,' answered the 'cousin,' doubling his fists.
Then I grew faint again, and when I came to myself the two white-robed
men had gone. All the way home my governess scolded me for accepting
sweets from strangers, saying that if my parents came to know of it, I
should be whipped and sent to bed. Of course, I begged her not to tell
them, and at last she consented. Do you know, I think you are the
first to whom I have ever mentioned the matter, of which I am sure the
governess never breathed a word, though after that, whenever we walked
in the gardens, her 'cousin' always came to look after us. In the end
I think she married him."
"You believe the sweet was drugged?" I asked.
She nodded. "There was something very strange in it. It was a night or
two after I had tasted it that I had what just now I called my
awakening, and began to think about Africa."
"Have you ever seen these men again, Miss Holmes?"
At this moment I heard Lady Longden say, in a severe voice:
"My dear Luna, I am sorry to interrupt your absorbing conversation,
but we are all waiting for you."
So they were, for to my horror I saw that everyone was standing up
Miss Holmes departed in a hurry, while Scroope whispered in my ear
with a snigger:
"I say, Allan, if you carry on like that with his young lady, his
lordship will be growing jealous of you."
"Don't be a fool," I said sharply. But there was something in his
remark, for as Lord Ragnall passed on his way to the other end of the
table, he said in a low voice and with rather a forced smile:
"Well, Quatermain, I hope your dinner has not been as dull as mine,
although your appetite seemed so poor."
Then I reflected that I could not remember having eaten a thing since
the first entrée. So overcome was I that, rejecting all Scroope's
attempts at conversation, I sat silent, drinking port and filling up
with dates, until not long afterwards we went into the drawing-room,
where I sat down as far from Miss Holmes as possible, and looked at a
book of views of Jerusalem.
While I was thus engaged, Lord Ragnall, pitying my lonely condition,
or being instigated thereto by Miss Holmes, I know not which, came up
and began to chat with me about African big-game shooting. Also he
asked me what was my permanent address in that country. I told him
Durban, and in my turn asked why he wanted to know.
"Because Miss Holmes seems quite crazy about the place, and I expect I
shall be dragged out there one day," he replied, quite gloomily. It
was a prophetic remark.
At this moment our conversation was interrupted by Lady Longden, who
came to bid her future son-in-law good night. She said that she must
go to bed, and put her feet in mustard and water as her cold was so
bad, which left me wondering whether she meant to carry out this
operation in bed. I recommended her to take quinine, a suggestion she
acknowledged rather inconsequently by remarking in somewhat icy tones
that she supposed I sat up to all hours of the night in Africa. I
replied that frequently I did, waiting for the sun to rise next day,
for that member of the British aristocracy irritated me.
Thus we parted, and I never saw her again. She died many years ago,
poor soul, and I suppose is now freezing her former acquaintances in
the Shades, for I cannot imagine that she ever had a friend. They talk
a great deal about the influences of heredity nowadays, but I don't
believe very much in them myself. Who, for instance, could conceive
that persons so utterly different in every way as Lady Longden and her
daughter, Miss Holmes, could be mother and child? Our bodies, no
doubt, we do inherit from our ancestors, but not our individualities.
These come from far away.
A good many of the guests went at the same time, having long distances
to drive on that cold frosty night, although it was only just ten
o'clock. For as was usual at that period even in fashionable houses,
we had dined at seven.
HARŪT AND MARŪT
After Lord Ragnall had seen his guests to the door in the old-
fashioned manner, he returned and asked me if I played cards, or
whether I preferred music. I was assuring him that I hated the sight
of a card when Mr. Savage appeared in his silent way and respectfully
inquired of his lordship whether any gentleman was staying in the
house whose Christian name was /Here-come-a-zany/. Lord Ragnall looked
at him with a searching eye as though he suspected him of being drunk,
and then asked what he meant by such a ridiculous question.
"I mean, my lord," replied Mr. Savage with a touch of offence in his
tone, "that two foreign individuals in white clothes have arrived at
the castle, stating that they wish to speak at once with a /Mr. Here-
come-a-zany/ who is staying here. I told them to go away as the butler
said he could make nothing of their talk, but they only sat down in
the snow and said they would wait for /Here-come-a-zany/."
"Then you had better put them in the old guardroom, lock them up with
something to eat, and send the stable-boy for the policeman, who is a
zany if ever anybody was. I expect they are after the pheasants."
"Stop a bit," I said, for an idea had occurred to me. "The message may
be meant for me, though I can't conceive who sent it. My native name
is Macumazana, which possibly Mr. Savage has not caught quite
correctly. Shall I go to see these men?"
"I wouldn't do that in this cold, Quatermain," Lord Ragnall answered.
"Did they say what they are, Savage?"
"I made out that they were conjurers, my lord. At least when I told
them to go away one of them said, 'You will go first, gentleman.'
Then, my lord, I heard a hissing sound in my coat-tail pocket and,
putting my hand into it, I found a large snake which dropped on the
ground and vanished. It quite paralysed me, my lord, and while I stood
there wondering whether I was bitten, a mouse jumped out of the
kitchenmaid's hair. She had been laughing at their dress, my lord,
but /now/ she's screaming in hysterics."
The solemn aspect of Mr. Savage as he narrated these unholy marvels
was such that, like the kitchenmaid, we both burst into ill-timed
merriment. Attracted by our laughter, Miss Holmes, Miss Manners, with
whom she was talking, and some of the other guests, approached and
asked what was the matter.
"Savage here declares that there are two conjurers in the kitchen
premises, who have been producing snakes out of his pocket and mice
from the hair of one of the maids, and who want to see Mr.
Quatermain," Lord Ragnall answered.
"Conjurers! Oh, do have them in, George," exclaimed Miss Holmes; while
Miss Manners and the others, who were getting a little tired of
promiscuous conversation, echoed her request.
"By all means," he answered, "though we have enough mice here without
their bringing any more. Savage, go and tell your two friends that
/Mr. Here-come-a-zany/ is waiting for them in the drawing-room, and
that the company would like to see some of their tricks."
Savage bowed and departed, like a hero to execution, for by his pallor
I could see that he was in a great fright. When he had gone we set to
work and cleared a space in the middle of the room, in front of which
we arranged chairs for the company to sit on.
"No doubt they are Indian jugglers," said Lord Ragnall, "and will want
a place to grow their mango-tree, as I remember seeing them do in
As he spoke the door opened and Mr. Savage appeared through it,
walking much faster than was his wont. I noted also that he gripped
the pockets of his swallow-tail coat firmly in his hand.
"Mr. Hare-root and Mr. Mare-root," he announced.
"Hare-root and Mare-root!" repeated Lord Ragnall.
"Harūt and Marūt, I expect," I said. "I think I have read somewhere
that they were great magicians, whose names these conjurers have
taken." (Since then I have discovered that they are mentioned in the
Koran as masters of the Black Art.)
A moment later two men followed him through the doorway. The first was
a tall, Eastern-looking person with a grave countenance, a long, white
beard, a hooked nose, and flashing, hawk-like eyes. The second was
shorter and rather stout, also much younger. He had a genial, smiling
face, small, beady-black eyes, and was clean-shaven. They were very
light in colour; indeed I have seen Italians who are much darker; and
there was about their whole aspect a certain air of power.
Instantly I remembered the story that Miss Holmes had told me at
dinner and looked at her covertly, to see that she had turned quite
pale and was trembling a little. I do not think that anyone else
noticed this, however, as all were staring at the strangers. Moreover
she recovered herself in a moment, and, catching my eye, laid her
finger on her lips in token of silence.
The men were clothed in thick, fur-lined cloaks, which they took off
and, folding them neatly, laid upon the floor, standing revealed in
robes of a beautiful whiteness and in large plain turbans, also white.
"High-class Somali Arabs," thought I to myself, noting the while that
as they arranged the robes they were taking in every one of us with
their quick eyes. One of them shut the door, leaving Savage on this
side of it as though they meant him to be present. Then they walked
towards us, each of them carrying an ornamental basket made apparently
of split reeds, that contained doubtless their conjuring outfit and
probably the snake which Savage had found in his pocket. To my
surprise they came straight to me, and, having set down the baskets,
lifted their hands above their heads, as a person about to dive might
do, and bowed till the points of their fingers touched the floor. Next
they spoke, not in Arabic as I had expected that they would, but in
Bantu, which of course I understood perfectly well.
"I, Harūt, head priest and doctor of the White Kendah People, greet
you, O Macumazana," said the elder man.
"I, Marūt, a priest and doctor of the People of the White Kendah,
greet you, O Watcher-by-night, whom we have travelled far to find,"
said the younger man. Then together,
"We both greet you, O Lord, who seem small but are great, O Chief with
a troubled past and with a mighty future, O Beloved of Mameena who has
'gone down' but still speaks from beneath, Mameena who was and is of
At this point it was my turn to shiver and become pale, as any may
guess who may have chanced to read the history of Mameena, and the
turn of Miss Holmes to watch /me/ with animated interest.
"O Slayer of evil men and beasts!" they went on, in their rich-voiced,
monotonous chant, "who, as our magic tells us, are destined to deliver
our land from the terrible scourge, we greet you, we bow before you,
we acknowledge you as our lord and brother, to whom we vow safety
among us and in the desert, to whom we promise a great reward."
Again they bowed, once, twice, thrice; then stood silent before me
with folded arms.
"What on earth are they saying?" asked Scroope. "I could catch a few
words"--he knew a little kitchen Zulu--"but not much."
I told him briefly while the others listened.
"What does Mameena mean?" asked Miss Holmes, with a horrible
acuteness. "Is it a woman's name?"
Hearing her, Harūt and Marūt bowed as though doing reverence to that
name. I am sorry to say that at this point I grew confused, though
really there was no reason why I should, and muttered something about
a native girl who had made trouble in her day.
Miss Holmes and the other ladies looked at me with amused disbelief,
and to my dismay the venerable Harūt turned to Miss Holmes, and with
his inevitable bow, said in broken English:
"Mameena very beautiful woman, perhaps more beautiful than you, lady.
Mameena love the white lord Macumazana. She love him while she live,
she love him now she dead. She tell me so again just now. You ask
white lord tell you pretty story of how he kiss her before she kill
Needless to say all this very misleading information was received by
the audience with an attention that I can but call rapt, and in a kind
of holy silence which was broken only by a sudden burst of sniggering
on the part of Scroope. I favoured him with my fiercest frown. Then I
fell upon that venerable villain Harūt, and belaboured him in Bantu,
while the audience listened as intently as though they understood.
I asked him what he meant by coming here to asperse my character. I
asked him who the deuce he was. I asked him how he came to know
anything about Mameena, and finally I told him that soon or late I
would be even with him, and paused exhausted.
He stood there looking for all the world like a statue of the
patriarch Job as I imagine him, and when I had done, replied without
moving a muscle and in English:
"O Lord, Zikali, Zulu wizard, friend of mine! All great wizard friend
just like all elephant and all snake. Zikali make me know Mameena, and
she tell me story and send you much love, and say she wait for you
always." (More sniggers from Scroope, and still intenser interest
evinced by Miss Holmes and others.) "If you like, I show you Mameena
'fore I go." (Murmurs from Miss Holmes and Miss Manners of "Oh,
/please/ do!") "But that very little business, for what one long-ago
lady out of so many?"
Then suddenly he broke into Bantu, and added: "A jest is a jest,
Macumazana, though often there is meaning in a jest, and you shall see
Mameena if you will. I come here to ask you to do my people a service
for which you shall not lack reward. We, the White Kendah, the People
of the Child, are at war with the Black Kendah, our subjects who
outnumber us. The Black Kendah have an evil spirit for a god, which
spirit from the beginning has dwelt in the largest elephant in all the
world, a beast that none can kill, but which kills many and bewitches
more. While that elephant, which is named Jana, lives we, the People
of the Child, go in terror, for day by day it destroys us. We have
learned--how it does not matter--that you alone can kill that
elephant. If you will come and kill it, we will show you the place
where all the elephants go to die, and you shall take their ivory,
many wagon-loads, and grow rich. Soon you are going on a journey that
has to do with a flower, and you will visit peoples named the Mazitu
and the Pongo who live on an island in a lake. Far beyond the Pongo
and across the desert dwell my people, the Kendah, in a secret land.
When you wish to visit us, as you will do, journey to the north of
that lake where the Pongo dwell, and stay there on the edge of the
desert shooting till we come. Now mock me if you will, but do not
forget, for these things shall befall in their season, though that
time be far. If we meet no more for a while, still do not forget. When
you have need of gold or of the ivory that is gold, then journey to
the north of the lake where the Pongo dwell, and call on the names of
Harūt and Marūt."
"And call on the names of Harūt and Marūt," repeated the younger man,
who hitherto appeared to take no interest in our talk.
Next, before I could answer, before I could think the thing out
indeed, for all this breath from savage and mystical Africa blowing on
me suddenly here in an Essex drawing-room, seemed to overwhelm me, the
ineffable Harūt proceeded in his English conjurer's patter:
"Rich ladies and gentlemen want see trick by poor old wizard from
centre Africa. Well, we show them, but please 'member no magic, all
quite simple trick. Teach it you if you pay. Please not look too hard,
no want you learn how it done. What you like see? Tree grow out of
nothing, eh? Good! Please lend me that plate--what you call him--
Then the performance began. The tree grew admirably upon the china
plate under the cover of an antimacassar. A number of bits of stick
danced together on the said plate, apparently without being touched.
At a whistle from Marūt a second snake crawled out of the pocket of
the horrified Mr. Savage, who stood observing these proceedings at a
respectful distance, erected itself on its tail upon the plate and
took fire till it was consumed to ashes, and so forth.
The show was very good, but to tell the truth I did not take much
notice of it, for I had seen similar things before and was engaged in
thoughts much excited by what Harūt had said to me. At length the pair
paused amidst the clapping of the audience, and Marūt began to pack up
the properties as though all were done. Then Harūt observed casually:
"The Lord Macumazana think this poor business and he right. Very poor
business, any conjurer do better. All common trick"--here his eye fell
upon Mr. Savage who was wriggling uneasily in the background. "What
matter with that gentleman? Brother Marūt, go see."
Brother Marūt went and freed Mr. Savage from two more snakes which
seemed to have taken possession of various parts of his garments.
Also, amidst shouts of laughter, from a large dead rat which he
appeared to draw from his well-oiled hair.
"Ah!" said Harūt, as his confederate returned with these prizes,
leaving Savage collapsed in a chair, "snake love that gentleman much.
He earn great money in Africa. Well, he keep rat in hair; hungry snake
always want rat. But as I say, this poor business. Now you like to see
some better, eh? Mameena, eh?"
"No," I replied firmly, whereat everyone laughed.
"Elephant Jana we want you kill, eh? Just as he look this minute."
"Yes," I said, "very much indeed, only how will you show it me?"
"That quite easy, Macumazana. You just smoke little Kendah 'bacco and
see many things, if you have gift, as I /think/ you got, and as I
almost /sure/ that lady got," and he pointed to Miss Holmes.
"Sometimes they things people want see, and sometimes they things
people not want see."
"Dakka," I said contemptuously, alluding to the Indian hemp on which
natives make themselves drunk throughout great districts of Africa.
"Oh! no, not dakka, that common stuff; this 'bacco much better than
dakka, only grow in Kendah-land. You think all nonsense? Well, you
see. Give me match please."
Then while we watched he placed some tobacco, at least it looked like
tobacco, in a little wooden bowl that he also produced from his
basket. Next he said something to his companion, Marūt, who drew a
flute from his robe made out of a thick reed, and began to play on it
a wild and melancholy music, the sound of which seemed to affect my
backbone as standing on a great height often does. Presently too Harūt
broke into a low song whereof I could not understand a word, that rose
and fell with the music of the flute. Now he struck a match, which
seemed incongruous in the midst of this semi-magical ceremony, and
taking a pinch of the tobacco, lit it and dropped it among the rest. A
pale, blue smoke arose from the bowl and with it a very sweet odour
not unlike that of the tuberoses gardeners grow in hot-houses, but
"Now you breath smoke, Macumazana," he said, "and tell us what you
see. Oh! no fear, that not hurt you. Just like cigarette. Look," and
he inhaled some of the vapour and blew it out through his nostrils,
after which his face seemed to change to me, though what the change
was I could not define.
I hesitated till Scroope said:
"Come, Allan, don't shirk this Central African adventure. I'll try if
"No," said Harūt brusquely, "/you/ no good."
Then curiosity and perhaps the fear of being laughed at overcame me. I
took the bowl and held it under my nose, while Harūt threw over my
head the antimacassar which he had used in the mango trick, to keep in
the fumes I suppose.
At first these fumes were unpleasant, but just as I was about to drop
the bowl they seemed to become agreeable and to penetrate to the
inmost recesses of my being. The general affect of them was not unlike
that of the laughing gas which dentists give, with this difference,
that whereas the gas produces insensibility, these fumes seemed to set
the mind on fire and to burn away all limitations of time and
distance. Things shifted before me. It was as though I were no longer
in that room but travelling with inconceivable rapidity.
Suddenly I appeared to stop before a curtain of mist. The mist rolled
up in front of me and I saw a wild and wonderful scene. There lay a
lake surrounded by dense African forest. The sky above was still red
with the last lights of sunset and in it floated the full moon. On the
eastern side of the lake was a great open space where nothing seemed
to grow and all about this space were the skeletons of hundreds of
dead elephants. There they lay, some of them almost covered with grey
mosses hanging to their bones, through which their yellow tusks
projected as though they had been dead for centuries; others with the
rotting hide still on them. I knew that I was looking on a cemetery of
elephants, the place where these great beasts went to die, as I have
since been told the extinct moas did in New Zealand. All my life as a
hunter had I heard rumours of these cemeteries, but never before did I
see such a spot even in a dream.
See! There was one dying now, a huge gaunt bull that looked as though
it were several hundred years old. It stood there swaying to and fro.
Then it lifted its trunk, I suppose to trumpet, though of course I
could hear nothing, and slowly sank upon its knees and so remained in
the last relaxation of death.
Almost in the centre of this cemetery was a little mound of water-
washed rock that had endured when the rest of the stony plain was
denuded in past epochs. Suddenly upon that rock appeared the shape of
the most gigantic elephant that ever I beheld in all my long
experience. It had one enormous tusk, but the other was deformed and
broken off short. Its sides were scarred as though with fighting and
its eyes shone red and wickedly. Held in its trunk was the body of a
woman whose hair hung down upon one side and whose feet hung down upon
the other. Clasped in her arms was a child that seemed to be still
The rogue, as a brute of this sort is called, for evidently such it
was, dropped the corpse to the ground and stood a while, flapping its
ears. Then it felt for and picked up the child with its trunk, swung
it to and fro and finally tossed it high into the air, hurling it far
away. After this it walked to the elephant that I had just seen die,
and charged the carcass, knocking it over. Then having lifted its
trunk as though to trumpet in triumph, it shambled off towards the
forest and vanished.
The curtain of mist fell again and in it, dimly, I thought I saw--
well, never mind who or what I saw. Then I awoke.
"Well, did you see anything?" asked a chorus of voices.
I told them what I had seen, leaving out the last part.