Part 1 out of 7
This etext was created by Jo Churcher, Scarborough, Ontario
TO THAT MOST GALLANT COMPANY
THE OFFICERS AND MEN
SOUTH AFRICAN INFANTRY BRIGADE
on the Western Front
1. The Wicket-Gate
2. 'The Village Named Morality'
3. The Reflections of a Cured Dyspeptic
4. Andrew Amos
5. Various Doings in the West
6. The Skirts of the Coolin
7. I Hear of the Wild Birds
8. The Adventures of a Bagman
9. I Take the Wings of a Dove
10. The Advantages of an Air Raid
11. The Valley of Humiliation
12. I Become a Combatant Once More
13. The Adventure of the Picardy Chateau
14. Mr Blenkiron Discourses on Love and War
15. St Anton
16. I Lie on a Hard Bed
17. The Col of the Swallows
18. The Underground Railway
19. The Cage of the Wild Birds
20. The Storm Breaks in the West
21. How an Exile Returned to His Own People
22. The Summons Comes for Mr Standfast
The earlier adventures of Richard Hannay, to which occasional
reference is made in this narrative, are recounted in _The
Thirty-Nine Steps_ and _Greenmantle_.
I spent one-third of my journey looking out of the window of a
first-class carriage, the next in a local motor-car following the
course of a trout stream in a shallow valley, and the last tramping
over a ridge of downland through great beech-woods to my quarters for
the night. In the first part I was in an infamous temper; in the
second I was worried and mystified; but the cool twilight of the third
stage calmed and heartened me, and I reached the gates of Fosse Manor
with a mighty appetite and a quiet mind.
As we slipped up the Thames valley on the smooth Great Western line I
had reflected ruefully on the thorns in the path of duty. For more
than a year I had never been out of khaki, except the months I spent
in hospital. They gave me my battalion before the Somme, and I came
out of that weary battle after the first big September fighting with a
crack in my head and a D.S.O. I had received a C.B. for the Erzerum
business, so what with these and my Matabele and South African medals
and the Legion of Honour, I had a chest like the High Priest's
breastplate. I rejoined in January, and got a brigade on the eve of
Arras. There we had a star turn, and took about as many prisoners as
we put infantry over the top. After that we were hauled out for a
month, and subsequently planted in a bad bit on the Scarpe with a hint
that we would soon be used for a big push. Then suddenly I was ordered
home to report to the War Office, and passed on by them to Bullivant
and his merry men. So here I was sitting in a railway carriage in a
grey tweed suit, with a neat new suitcase on the rack labelled C.B.
The initials stood for Cornelius Brand, for that was my name now. And
an old boy in the corner was asking me questions and wondering audibly
why I wasn't fighting, while a young blood of a second lieutenant with
a wound stripe was eyeing me with scorn.
The old chap was one of the cross-examining type, and after he had
borrowed my matches he set to work to find out all about me. He was a
tremendous fire-eater, and a bit of a pessimist about our slow
progress in the west. I told him I came from South Africa and was a
'Been fighting with Botha?' he asked.
'No,' I said. 'I'm not the fighting kind.'
The second lieutenant screwed up his nose.
'Is there no conscription in South Africa?'
'Thank God there isn't,' I said, and the old fellow begged permission
to tell me a lot of unpalatable things. I knew his kind and didn't
give much for it. He was the sort who, if he had been under fifty,
would have crawled on his belly to his tribunal to get exempted, but
being over age was able to pose as a patriot. But I didn't like the
second lieutenant's grin, for he seemed a good class of lad. I looked
steadily out of the window for the rest of the way, and wasn't sorry
when I got to my station.
I had had the queerest interview with Bullivant and Macgillivray. They
asked me first if I was willing to serve again in the old game, and I
said I was. I felt as bitter as sin, for I had got fixed in the
military groove, and had made good there. Here was I--a brigadier and
still under forty, and with another year of the war there was no
saying where I might end. I had started out without any ambition, only
a great wish to see the business finished. But now I had acquired a
professional interest in the thing, I had a nailing good brigade, and
I had got the hang of our new kind of war as well as any fellow from
Sandhurst and Camberley. They were asking me to scrap all I had
learned and start again in a new job. I had to agree, for discipline's
discipline, but I could have knocked their heads together in my
What was worse they wouldn't, or couldn't, tell me anything about what
they wanted me for. It was the old game of running me in blinkers.
They asked me to take it on trust and put myself unreservedly in their
hands. I would get my instructions later, they said.
I asked if it was important.
Bullivant narrowed his eyes. 'If it weren't, do you suppose we could
have wrung an active brigadier out of the War Office? As it was, it
was like drawing teeth.'
'Is it risky?' was my next question.
'In the long run--damnably,' was the answer.
'And you can't tell me anything more?'
'Nothing as yet. You'll get your instructions soon enough. You know
both of us, Hannay, and you know we wouldn't waste the time of a good
man on folly. We are going to ask you for something which will make a
big call on your patriotism. It will be a difficult and arduous task,
and it may be a very grim one before you get to the end of it, but we
believe you can do it, and that no one else can . . . You know us
pretty well. Will you let us judge for you?'
I looked at Bullivant's shrewd, kind old face and Macgillivray's
steady eyes. These men were my friends and wouldn't play with Me.
'All right,' I said. 'I'm willing. What's the first step?'
'Get out of uniform and forget you ever were a soldier. Change your
name. Your old one, Cornelis Brandt, will do, but you'd better spell
it "Brand" this time. Remember that you are an engineer just back from
South Africa, and that you don't care a rush about the war. You can't
understand what all the fools are fighting about, and you think we
might have peace at once by a little friendly business talk. You
needn't be pro-German--if you like you can be rather severe on the
Hun. But you must be in deadly earnest about a speedy peace.'
I expect the corners of my mouth fell, for Bullivant burst out
'Hang it all, man, it's not so difficult. I feel sometimes inclined to
argue that way myself, when my dinner doesn't agree with me. It's not
so hard as to wander round the Fatherland abusing Britain, which was
your last job.'
'I'm ready,' I said. 'But I want to do one errand on my own first. I
must see a fellow in my brigade who is in a shell-shock hospital in
the Cotswolds. Isham's the name of the place.'
The two men exchanged glances. 'This looks like fate,' said Bullivant.
'By all means go to Isham. The place where your work begins is only a
couple of miles off. I want you to spend next Thursday night as the
guest of two maiden ladies called Wymondham at Fosse Manor. You will
go down there as a lone South African visiting a sick friend. They are
hospitable souls and entertain many angels unawares.'
'And I get my orders there?'
'You get your orders, and you are under bond to obey them.' And
Bullivant and Macgillivray smiled at each other.
I was thinking hard about that odd conversation as the small Ford car,
which I had wired for to the inn, carried me away from the suburbs of
the county town into a land of rolling hills and green water-meadows.
It was a gorgeous afternoon and the blossom of early June was on every
tree. But I had no eyes for landscape and the summer, being engaged in
reprobating Bullivant and cursing my fantastic fate. I detested my new
part and looked forward to naked shame. It was bad enough for anyone
to have to pose as a pacifist, but for me, strong as a bull and as
sunburnt as a gipsy and not looking my forty years, it was a black
disgrace. To go into Germany as an anti-British Afrikander was a
stoutish adventure, but to lounge about at home talking rot was a very
different-sized job. My stomach rose at the thought of it, and I had
pretty well decided to wire to Bullivant and cry off. There are some
things that no one has a right to ask of any white man.
When I got to Isham and found poor old Blaikie I didn't feel happier.
He had been a friend of mine in Rhodesia, and after the German
South-West affair was over had come home to a Fusilier battalion,
which was in my brigade at Arras. He had been buried by a big crump
just before we got our second objective, and was dug out without a
scratch on him, but as daft as a hatter. I had heard he was mending,
and had promised his family to look him up the first chance I got. I
found him sitting on a garden seat, staring steadily before him like a
lookout at sea. He knew me all right and cheered up for a second, but
very soon he was back at his staring, and every word he uttered was
like the careful speech of a drunken man. A bird flew out of a bush,
and I could see him holding himself tight to keep from screaming. The
best I could do was to put a hand on his shoulder and stroke him as
one strokes a frightened horse. The sight of the price my old friend
had paid didn't put me in love with pacificism.
We talked of brother officers and South Africa, for I wanted to keep
his thoughts off the war, but he kept edging round to it.
'How long will the damned thing last?' he asked.
'Oh, it's practically over,' I lied cheerfully. 'No more fighting for
you and precious little for me. The Boche is done in all right . . .
What you've got to do, my lad, is to sleep fourteen hours in the
twenty-four and spend half the rest catching trout. We'll have a shot
at the grouse-bird together this autumn and we'll get some of the old
gang to join us.'
Someone put a tea-tray on the table beside us, and I looked up to see
the very prettiest girl I ever set eyes on. She seemed little more
than a child, and before the war would probably have still ranked as a
flapper. She wore the neat blue dress and apron of a V.A.D. and her
white cap was set on hair like spun gold. She smiled demurely as she
arranged the tea-things, and I thought I had never seen eyes at once
so merry and so grave. I stared after her as she walked across the
lawn, and I remember noticing that she moved with the free grace of an
'Who on earth's that?' I asked Blaikie.
'That? Oh, one of the sisters,' he said listlessly. 'There are squads
of them. I can't tell one from another.'
Nothing gave me such an impression of my friend's sickness as the fact
that he should have no interest in something so fresh and jolly as
that girl. Presently my time was up and I had to go, and as I looked
back I saw him sunk in his chair again, his eyes fixed on vacancy, and
his hands gripping his knees.
The thought of him depressed me horribly. Here was I condemned to some
rotten buffoonery in inglorious safety, while the salt of the earth
like Blaikie was paying the ghastliest price. From him my thoughts
flew to old Peter Pienaar, and I sat down on a roadside wall and read
his last letter. It nearly made me howl. Peter, you must know, had
shaved his beard and joined the Royal Flying Corps the summer before
when we got back from the Greenmantle affair. That was the only kind
of reward he wanted, and, though he was absurdly over age, the
authorities allowed it. They were wise not to stickle about rules, for
Peter's eyesight and nerve were as good as those of any boy of twenty.
I knew he would do well, but I was not prepared for his immediately
blazing success. He got his pilot's certificate in record time and
went out to France; and presently even we foot-sloggers, busy shifting
ground before the Somme, began to hear rumours of his doings. He
developed a perfect genius for air-fighting. There were plenty better
trick-flyers, and plenty who knew more about the science of the game,
but there was no one with quite Peter's genius for an actual scrap. He
was as full of dodges a couple of miles up in the sky as he had been
among the rocks of the Berg. He apparently knew how to hide in the
empty air as cleverly as in the long grass of the Lebombo Flats.
Amazing yarns began to circulate among the infantry about this new
airman, who could take cover below one plane of an enemy squadron
while all the rest were looking for him. I remember talking about him
with the South Africans when we were out resting next door to them
after the bloody Delville Wood business. The day before we had seen a
good battle in the clouds when the Boche plane had crashed, and a
Transvaal machine-gun officer brought the report that the British
airman had been Pienaar. 'Well done, the old _takhaar_!' he cried, and
started to yarn about Peter's methods. It appeared that Peter had a
theory that every man has a blind spot, and that he knew just how to
find that blind spot in the world of air. The best cover, he
maintained, was not in cloud or a wisp of fog, but in the unseeing
patch in the eye of your enemy. I recognized that talk for the real
thing. It was on a par with Peter's doctrine of 'atmosphere' and 'the
double bluff' and all the other principles that his queer old mind had
cogitated out of his rackety life.
By the end of August that year Peter's was about the best-known figure
in the Flying Corps. If the reports had mentioned names he would have
been a national hero, but he was only 'Lieutenant Blank', and the
newspapers, which expatiated on his deeds, had to praise the Service
and not the man. That was right enough, for half the magic of our
Flying Corps was its freedom from advertisement. But the British Army
knew all about him, and the men in the trenches used to discuss him as
if he were a crack football-player. There was a very big German airman
called Lensch, one of the Albatross heroes, who about the end of
August claimed to have destroyed thirty-two Allied machines. Peter had
then only seventeen planes to his credit, but he was rapidly
increasing his score. Lensch was a mighty man of valour and a good
sportsman after his fashion. He was amazingly quick at manoeuvring his
machine in the actual fight, but Peter was supposed to be better at
forcing the kind of fight he wanted. Lensch, if you like, was the
tactician and Peter the strategist. Anyhow the two were out to get
each other. There were plenty of fellows who saw the campaign as a
struggle not between Hun and Briton, but between Lensch and Pienaar.
The 15th September came, and I got knocked out and went to hospital.
When I was fit to read the papers again and receive letters, I found
to my consternation that Peter had been downed. It happened at the end
of October when the southwest gales badly handicapped our airwork.
When our bombing or reconnaissance jobs behind the enemy lines were
completed, instead of being able to glide back into safety, we had to
fight our way home slowly against a head-wind exposed to Archies and
Hun planes. Somewhere east of Bapaume on a return journey Peter fell
in with Lensch--at least the German Press gave Lensch the credit. His
petrol tank was shot to bits and he was forced to descend in a wood
near Morchies. 'The celebrated British airman, Pinner,' in the words
of the German communique, was made prisoner.
I had no letter from him till the beginning of the New Year, when I
was preparing to return to France. It was a very contented letter. He
seemed to have been fairly well treated, though he had always a low
standard of what he expected from the world in the way of comfort. I
inferred that his captors had not identified in the brilliant airman
the Dutch miscreant who a year before had broken out of a German jail.
He had discovered the pleasures of reading and had perfected himself
in an art which he had once practised indifferently. Somehow or other
he had got a _Pilgrim's Progress_, from which he seemed to extract
enormous pleasure. And then at the end, quite casually, he mentioned
that he had been badly wounded and that his left leg would never be
much use again.
After that I got frequent letters, and I wrote to him every week and
sent him every kind of parcel I could think of. His letters used to
make me both ashamed and happy. I had always banked on old Peter, and
here he was behaving like an early Christian martyr--never a word of
complaint, and just as cheery as if it were a winter morning on the
high veld and we were off to ride down springbok. I knew what the loss
of a leg must mean to him, for bodily fitness had always been his
pride. The rest of life must have unrolled itself before him very drab
and dusty to the grave. But he wrote as if he were on the top of his
form and kept commiserating me on the discomforts of my job. The
picture of that patient, gentle old fellow, hobbling about his
compound and puzzling over his _Pilgrim's Progress_, a cripple for
life after five months of blazing glory, would have stiffened the back
of a jellyfish.
This last letter was horribly touching, for summer had come and the
smell of the woods behind his prison reminded Peter of a place in the
Woodbush, and one could read in every sentence the ache of exile. I
sat on that stone wall and considered how trifling were the crumpled
leaves in my bed of life compared with the thorns Peter and Blaikie
had to lie on. I thought of Sandy far off in Mesopotamia, and old
Blenkiron groaning with dyspepsia somewhere in America, and I
considered that they were the kind of fellows who did their jobs
without complaining. The result was that when I got up to go on I had
recovered a manlier temper. I wasn't going to shame my friends or pick
and choose my duty. I would trust myself to Providence, for, as
Blenkiron used to say, Providence was all right if you gave him a
It was not only Peter's letter that steadied and calmed me. Isham
stood high up in a fold of the hills away from the main valley, and
the road I was taking brought me over the ridge and back to the
stream-side. I climbed through great beechwoods, which seemed in the
twilight like some green place far below the sea, and then over a
short stretch of hill pasture to the rim of the vale. All about me
were little fields enclosed with walls of grey stone and full of dim
sheep. Below were dusky woods around what I took to be Fosse Manor,
for the great Roman Fosse Way, straight as an arrow, passed over the
hills to the south and skirted its grounds. I could see the stream
slipping among its water-meadows and could hear the plash of the weir.
A tiny village settled in a crook of the hill, and its church-tower
sounded seven with a curiously sweet chime. Otherwise there was no
noise but the twitter of small birds and the night wind in the tops of
In that moment I had a kind of revelation. I had a vision of what I
had been fighting for, what we all were fighting for. It was peace,
deep and holy and ancient, peace older than the oldest wars, peace
which would endure when all our swords were hammered into
ploughshares. It was more; for in that hour England first took hold of
me. Before my country had been South Africa, and when I thought of
home it had been the wide sun-steeped spaces of the veld or some
scented glen of the Berg. But now I realized that I had a new home. I
understood what a precious thing this little England was, how old and
kindly and comforting, how wholly worth striving for. The freedom of
an acre of her soil was cheaply bought by the blood of the best of us.
I knew what it meant to be a poet, though for the life of me I could
not have made a line of verse. For in that hour I had a prospect as if
from a hilltop which made all the present troubles of the road seem of
no account. I saw not only victory after war, but a new and happier
world after victory, when I should inherit something of this English
peace and wrap myself in it till the end of my days.
Very humbly and quietly, like a man walking through a cathedral, I
went down the hill to the Manor lodge, and came to a door in an old
red-brick facade, smothered in magnolias which smelt like hot lemons
in the June dusk. The car from the inn had brought on my baggage, and
presently I was dressing in a room which looked out on a water-garden.
For the first time for more than a year I put on a starched shirt and
a dinner-jacket, and as I dressed I could have sung from pure
lightheartedness. I was in for some arduous job, and sometime that
evening in that place I should get my marching orders. Someone would
arrive--perhaps Bullivant--and read me the riddle. But whatever it
was, I was ready for it, for my whole being had found a new purpose.
Living in the trenches, you are apt to get your horizon narrowed down
to the front line of enemy barbed wire on one side and the nearest
rest billets on the other. But now I seemed to see beyond the fog to a
High-pitched voices greeted my ears as I came down the broad
staircase, voices which scarcely accorded with the panelled walls and
the austere family portraits; and when I found my hostesses in the
hall I thought their looks still less in keeping with the house. Both
ladies were on the wrong side of forty, but their dress was that of
young girls. Miss Doria Wymondham was tall and thin with a mass of
nondescript pale hair confined by a black velvet fillet. Miss Claire
Wymondham was shorter and plumper and had done her best by ill-applied
cosmetics to make herself look like a foreign _demi-mondaine_. They
greeted me with the friendly casualness which I had long ago
discovered was the right English manner towards your guests; as if
they had just strolled in and billeted themselves, and you were quite
glad to see them but mustn't be asked to trouble yourself further. The
next second they were cooing like pigeons round a picture which a
young man was holding up in the lamplight.
He was a tallish, lean fellow of round about thirty years, wearing
grey flannels and shoes dusty from the country roads. His thin face
was sallow as if from living indoors, and he had rather more hair on
his head than most of us. In the glow of the lamp his features were
very clear, and I examined them with interest, for, remember, I was
expecting a stranger to give me orders. He had a long, rather strong
chin and an obstinate mouth with peevish lines about its corners. But
the remarkable feature was his eyes. I can best describe them by
saying that they looked hot--not fierce or angry, but so restless that
they seemed to ache physically and to want sponging with cold water.
They finished their talk about the picture--which was couched in a
jargon of which I did not understand one word--and Miss Doria turned
to me and the young man.
'My cousin Launcelot Wake--Mr Brand.'
We nodded stiffly and Mr Wake's hand went up to smooth his hair in a
'Has Barnard announced dinner? By the way, where is Mary?'
'She came in five minutes ago and I sent her to change,' said Miss
Claire. 'I won't have her spoiling the evening with that horrid
uniform. She may masquerade as she likes out-of-doors, but this house
is for civilized people.'
The butler appeared and mumbled something. 'Come along,' cried Miss
Doria, 'for I'm sure you are starving, Mr Brand. And Launcelot has
bicycled ten miles.'
The dining-room was very unlike the hall. The panelling had been
stripped off, and the walls and ceiling were covered with a dead-
black satiny paper on which hung the most monstrous pictures in large
dull-gold frames. I could only see them dimly, but they seemed to be a
mere riot of ugly colour. The young man nodded towards them. 'I see
you have got the Degousses hung at last,' he said.
'How exquisite they are!' cried Miss Claire. 'How subtle and candid
and brave! Doria and I warm our souls at their flame.'
Some aromatic wood had been burned in the room, and there was a queer
sickly scent about. Everything in that place was strained and uneasy
and abnormal--the candle shades on the table, the mass of faked china
fruit in the centre dish, the gaudy hangings and the nightmarish
walls. But the food was magnificent. It was the best dinner I had
eaten since 1914.
'Tell me, Mr Brand,' said Miss Doria, her long white face propped on a
much-beringed hand. 'You are one of us? You are in revolt against this
'Why, yes,' I said, remembering my part. 'I think a little
common-sense would settle it right away.'
'With a little common-sense it would never have started,' said Mr
'Launcelot's a C.O., you know,' said Miss Doria.
I did not know, for he did not look any kind of soldier . . . I was
just about to ask him what he commanded, when I remembered that the
letters stood also for 'Conscientious Objector,' and stopped in time.
At that moment someone slipped into the vacant seat on my right hand.
I turned and saw the V.A.D. girl who had brought tea to Blaikie that
afternoon at the hospital.
'He was exempted by his Department,' the lady went on, 'for he's a
Civil Servant, and so he never had a chance of testifying in court,
but no one has done better work for our cause. He is on the committee
of the L.D.A., and questions have been asked about him in Parliament.'
The man was not quite comfortable at this biography. He glanced
nervously at me and was going to begin some kind of explanation, when
Miss Doria cut him short. 'Remember our rule, Launcelot. No turgid war
controversy within these walls.'
I agreed with her. The war had seemed closely knit to the Summer
landscape for all its peace, and to the noble old chambers of the
Manor. But in that demented modish dining-room it was shriekingly
Then they spoke of other things. Mostly of pictures or common friends,
and a little of books. They paid no heed to me, which was fortunate,
for I know nothing about these matters and didn't understand half the
language. But once Miss Doria tried to bring me in. They were talking
about some Russian novel--a name like Leprous Souls--and she asked me
if I had read it. By a curious chance I had. It had drifted somehow
into our dug-out on the Scarpe, and after we had all stuck in the
second chapter it had disappeared in the mud to which it naturally
belonged. The lady praised its 'poignancy' and 'grave beauty'. I
assented and congratulated myself on my second escape--for if the
question had been put to me I should have described it as
I turned to the girl, who welcomed me with a smile. I had thought her
pretty in her V.A.D. dress, but now, in a filmy black gown and with
her hair no longer hidden by a cap, she was the most ravishing thing
you ever saw. And I observed something else. There was more than good
looks in her young face. Her broad, low brow and her laughing eyes
were amazingly intelligent. She had an uncanny power of making her
eyes go suddenly grave and deep, like a glittering river narrowing
into a pool.
'We shall never be introduced,' she said, 'so let me reveal myself.
I'm Mary Lamington and these are my aunts . . . Did you really like
It was easy enough to talk to her. And oddly enough her mere presence
took away the oppression I had felt in that room. For she belonged to
the out-of-doors and to the old house and to the world at large. She
belonged to the war, and to that happier world beyond it--a world
which must be won by going through the struggle and not by shirking
it, like those two silly ladies.
I could see Wake's eyes often on the girl, while he boomed and
oraculated and the Misses Wymondham prattled. Presently the
conversation seemed to leave the flowery paths of art and to verge
perilously near forbidden topics. He began to abuse our generals in
the field. I could not choose but listen. Miss Lamington's brows were
slightly bent, as if in disapproval, and my own temper began to rise.
He had every kind of idiotic criticism--incompetence, faint-
heartedness, corruption. Where he got the stuff I can't imagine, for
the most grousing Tommy, with his leave stopped, never put together
such balderdash. Worst of all he asked me to agree with him.
It took all my sense of discipline. 'I don't know much about the
subject,' I said, 'but out in South Africa I did hear that the British
leading was the weak point. I expect there's a good deal in what you
It may have been fancy, but the girl at my side seemed to whisper
Wake and I did not remain long behind before joining the ladies; I
purposely cut it short, for I was in mortal fear lest I should lose my
temper and spoil everything. I stood up with my back against the
mantelpiece for as long as a man may smoke a cigarette, and I let him
yarn to me, while I looked steadily at his face. By this time I was
very clear that Wake was not the fellow to give me my instructions. He
wasn't playing a game. He was a perfectly honest crank, but not a
fanatic, for he wasn't sure of himself. He had somehow lost his
self-respect and was trying to argue himself back into it. He had
considerable brains, for the reasons he gave for differing from most
of his countrymen were good so far as they went. I shouldn't have
cared to take him on in public argument. If you had told me about such
a fellow a week before I should have been sick at the thought of him.
But now I didn't dislike him. I was bored by him and I was also
tremendously sorry for him. You could see he was as restless as a hen.
When we went back to the hall he announced that he must get on the
road, and commandeered Miss Lamington to help him find his bicycle. It
appeared he was staying at an inn a dozen miles off for a couple of
days' fishing, and the news somehow made me like him better. Presently
the ladies of the house departed to bed for their beauty sleep and I
was left to my own devices.
For some time I sat smoking in the hall wondering when the messenger
would arrive. It was getting late and there seemed to be no
preparation in the house to receive anybody. The butler came in with a
tray of drinks and I asked him if he expected another guest that
'I 'adn't 'eard of it, sir,' was his answer. 'There 'asn't been a
telegram that I know of, and I 'ave received no instructions.'
I lit my pipe and sat for twenty minutes reading a weekly paper. Then
I got up and looked at the family portraits. The moon coming through
the lattice invited me out-of-doors as a cure for my anxiety. It was
after eleven o'clock, and I was still without any knowledge of my next
step. It is a maddening business to be screwed up for an unpleasant
job and to have the wheels of the confounded thing tarry.
Outside the house beyond a flagged terrace the lawn fell away, white
in the moonshine, to the edge of the stream, which here had expanded
into a miniature lake. By the water's edge was a little formal garden
with grey stone parapets which now gleamed like dusky marble. Great
wafts of scent rose from it, for the lilacs were scarcely over and the
may was in full blossom. Out from the shade of it came suddenly a
voice like a nightingale.
It was singing the old song 'Cherry Ripe', a common enough thing which
I had chiefly known from barrel-organs. But heard in the scented
moonlight it seemed to hold all the lingering magic of an elder
England and of this hallowed countryside. I stepped inside the garden
bounds and saw the head of the girl Mary.
She was conscious of my presence, for she turned towards me.
'I was coming to look for you,' she said, 'now that the house is
quiet. I have something to say to you, General Hannay.'
She knew my name and must be somehow in the business. The thought
'Thank God I can speak to you freely,' I cried. 'Who and what are
you--living in that house in that kind of company?'
'My good aunts!' She laughed softly. 'They talk a great deal about
their souls, but they really mean their nerves. Why, they are what you
call my camouflage, and a very good one too.'
'And that cadaverous young prig?'
'Poor Launcelot! Yes--camouflage too--perhaps something a little more.
You must not judge him too harshly.'
'But . . . but--' I did not know how to put it, and stammered in my
eagerness. 'How can I tell that you are the right person for me to
speak to? You see I am under orders, and I have got none about you.'
'I will give You Proof,' she said. 'Three days ago Sir Walter
Bullivant and Mr Macgillivray told you to come here tonight and to
wait here for further instructions. You met them in the little
smoking-room at the back of the Rota Club. You were bidden take the
name of Cornelius Brand, and turn yourself from a successful general
into a pacifist South African engineer. Is that correct?'
'You have been restless all evening looking for the messenger to give
you these instructions. Set your mind at ease. No messenger is coming.
You will get your orders from me.'
'I could not take them from a more welcome source,' I said.
'Very prettily put. If you want further credentials I can tell you
much about your own doings in the past three years. I can explain to
you who don't need the explanation, every step in the business of the
Black Stone. I think I could draw a pretty accurate map of your
journey to Erzerum. You have a letter from Peter Pienaar in your
pocket--I can tell you its contents. Are you willing to trust me?'
'With all my heart,' I said.
'Good. Then my first order will try you pretty hard. For I have no
orders to give you except to bid you go and steep yourself in a
particular kind of life. Your first duty is to get "atmosphere", as
your friend Peter used to say. Oh, I will tell you where to go and how
to behave. But I can't bid you do anything, only live idly with open
eyes and ears till you have got the "feel" of the situation.'
She stopped and laid a hand on my arm.
'It won't be easy. It would madden me, and it will be a far heavier
burden for a man like you. You have got to sink down deep into the
life of the half-baked, the people whom this war hasn't touched or has
touched in the wrong way, the people who split hairs all day and are
engrossed in what you and I would call selfish little fads. Yes.
People like my aunts and Launcelot, only for the most part in a
different social grade. You won't live in an old manor like this, but
among gimcrack little "arty" houses. You will hear everything you
regard as sacred laughed at and condemned, and every kind of nauseous
folly acclaimed, and you must hold your tongue and pretend to agree.
You will have nothing in the world to do except to let the life soak
into you, and, as I have said, keep your eyes and ears open.'
'But you must give me some clue as to what I should be looking for?'
'My orders are to give you none. Our chiefs--yours and mine--want you
to go where you are going without any kind of _parti pris_. Remember
we are still in the intelligence stage of the affair. The time hasn't
yet come for a plan of campaign, and still less for action.'
'Tell me one thing,' I said. 'Is it a really big thing we're after?'
'A--really--big--thing,' she said slowly and very gravely. 'You and I
and some hundred others are hunting the most dangerous man in all the
world. Till we succeed everything that Britain does is crippled. If we
fail or succeed too late the Allies may never win the victory which is
their right. I will tell you one thing to cheer you. It is in some
sort a race against time, so your purgatory won't endure too long.'
I was bound to obey, and she knew it, for she took my willingness for
From a little gold satchel she selected a tiny box, and opening it
extracted a thing like a purple wafer with a white St Andrew's Cross
'What kind of watch have you? Ah, a hunter. Paste that inside the lid.
Some day you may be called on to show it . . . One other thing. Buy
tomorrow a copy of the _Pilgrim's Progress_ and get it by heart. You
will receive letters and messages some day and the style of our
friends is apt to be reminiscent of John Bunyan . . . The car will be
at the door tomorrow to catch the ten-thirty, and I will give you the
address of the rooms that have been taken for you . . . Beyond that I
have nothing to say, except to beg you to play the part well and keep
your temper. You behaved very nicely at dinner.'
I asked one last question as we said good night in the hall. 'Shall I
see you again?'
'Soon, and often,' was the answer. 'Remember we are colleagues.'
I went upstairs feeling extraordinarily comforted. I had a perfectly
beastly time ahead of me, but now it was all glorified and coloured
with the thought of the girl who had sung 'Cherry Ripe' in the garden.
I commended the wisdom of that old serpent Bullivant in the choice of
his intermediary, for I'm hanged if I would have taken such orders
from anyone else.
'The Village Named Morality'
UP on the high veld our rivers are apt to be strings of pools linked
by muddy trickles--the most stagnant kind of watercourse you would
look for in a day's journey. But presently they reach the edge of the
plateau and are tossed down into the flats in noble ravines, and roll
thereafter in full and sounding currents to the sea. So with the story
I am telling. It began in smooth reaches, as idle as a mill-pond; yet
the day soon came when I was in the grip of a torrent, flung
breathless from rock to rock by a destiny which I could not control.
But for the present I was in a backwater, no less than the Garden City
of Biggleswick, where Mr Cornelius Brand, a South African gentleman
visiting England on holiday, lodged in a pair of rooms in the cottage
of Mr Tancred Jimson.
The house--or 'home' as they preferred to name it at Biggleswick--was
one of some two hundred others which ringed a pleasant Midland common.
It was badly built and oddly furnished; the bed was too short, the
windows did not fit, the doors did not stay shut; but it was as clean
as soap and water and scrubbing could make it. The three-quarters of
an acre of garden were mainly devoted to the culture of potatoes,
though under the parlour window Mrs Jimson had a plot of
sweet-smelling herbs, and lines of lank sunflowers fringed the path
that led to the front door. It was Mrs Jimson who received me as I
descended from the station fly--a large red woman with hair bleached
by constant exposure to weather, clad in a gown which, both in shape
and material, seemed to have been modelled on a chintz curtain. She
was a good kindly soul, and as proud as Punch of her house.
'We follow the simple life here, Mr Brand,' she said. 'You must take
us as you find us.'
I assured her that I asked for nothing better, and as I unpacked in my
fresh little bedroom with a west wind blowing in at the window I
considered that I had seen worse quarters.
I had bought in London a considerable number of books, for I thought
that, as I would have time on my hands, I might as well do something
about my education. They were mostly English classics, whose names I
knew but which I had never read, and they were all in a little
flat-backed series at a shilling apiece. I arranged them on top of a
chest of drawers, but I kept the _Pilgrim's Progress_ beside my bed,
for that was one of my working tools and I had got to get it by heart.
Mrs Jimson, who came in while I was unpacking to see if the room was
to my liking, approved my taste. At our midday dinner she wanted to
discuss books with me, and was so full of her own knowledge that I was
able to conceal my ignorance.
'We are all labouring to express our personalities,' she informed me.
'Have you found your medium, Mr Brand? is it to be the pen or the
pencil? Or perhaps it is music? You have the brow of an artist, the
frontal "bar of Michelangelo", you remember!'
I told her that I concluded I would try literature, but before writing
anything I would read a bit more.
It was a Saturday, so Jimson came back from town in the early
afternoon. He was a managing clerk in some shipping office, but you
wouldn't have guessed it from his appearance. His city clothes were
loose dark-grey flannels, a soft collar, an orange tie, and a soft
black hat. His wife went down the road to meet him, and they returned
hand-in-hand, swinging their arms like a couple of schoolchildren. He
had a skimpy red beard streaked with grey, and mild blue eyes behind
strong glasses. He was the most friendly creature in the world, full
of rapid questions, and eager to make me feel one of the family.
Presently he got into a tweed Norfolk jacket, and started to cultivate
his garden. I took off my coat and lent him a hand, and when he
stopped to rest from his labours--which was every five minutes, for he
had no kind of physique--he would mop his brow and rub his spectacles
and declaim about the good smell of the earth and the joy of getting
close to Nature.
Once he looked at my big brown hands and muscular arms with a kind of
wistfulness. 'You are one of the doers, Mr Brand,' he said, 'and I
could find it in my heart to envy you. You have seen Nature in wild
forms in far countries. Some day I hope you will tell us about your
life. I must be content with my little corner, but happily there are
no territorial limits for the mind. This modest dwelling is a
watch-tower from which I look over all the world.'
After that he took me for a walk. We met parties of returning
tennis-players and here and there a golfer. There seemed to be an
abundance of young men, mostly rather weedy-looking, but with one or
two well-grown ones who should have been fighting. The names of some
of them Jimson mentioned with awe. An unwholesome youth was Aronson,
the great novelist; a sturdy, bristling fellow with a fierce moustache
was Letchford, the celebrated leader-writer of the Critic. Several
were pointed out to me as artists who had gone one better than anybody
else, and a vast billowy creature was described as the leader of the
new Orientalism in England. I noticed that these people, according to
Jimson, were all 'great', and that they all dabbled in something
'new'. There were quantities of young women, too, most of them rather
badly dressed and inclining to untidy hair. And there were several
decent couples taking the air like house-holders of an evening all the
world Over. Most of these last were Jimson's friends, to whom he
introduced me. They were his own class--modest folk, who sought for a
coloured background to their prosaic city lives and found it in this
At supper I was initiated into the peculiar merits of Biggleswick.
'It is one great laboratory of thought,' said Mrs Jimson. 'It is
glorious to feel that you are living among the eager, vital people who
are at the head of all the newest movements, and that the intellectual
history of England is being made in our studies and gardens. The war
to us seems a remote and secondary affair. As someone has said, the
great fights of the world are all fought in the mind.'
A spasm of pain crossed her husband's face. 'I wish I could feel it
far away. After all, Ursula, it is the sacrifice of the young that
gives people like us leisure and peace to think. Our duty is to do the
best which is permitted to us, but that duty is a poor thing compared
with what our young soldiers are giving! I may be quite wrong about
the war . . . I know I can't argue with Letchford. But I will not
pretend to a superiority I do not feel.'
I went to bed feeling that in Jimson I had struck a pretty sound
fellow. As I lit the candles on my dressing-table I observed that the
stack of silver which I had taken out of my pockets when I washed
before supper was top-heavy. It had two big coins at the top and
sixpences and shillings beneath. Now it is one of my oddities that
ever since I was a small boy I have arranged my loose coins
symmetrically, with the smallest uppermost. That made me observant and
led me to notice a second point. The English classics on the top of
the chest of drawers were not in the order I had left them. Izaak
Walton had got to the left of Sir Thomas Browne, and the poet Burns
was wedged disconsolately between two volumes of Hazlitt. Moreover a
receipted bill which I had stuck in the _Pilgrim's Progress_ to mark
my place had been moved. Someone had been going through my belongings.
A moment's reflection convinced me that it couldn't have been Mrs
Jimson. She had no servant and did the housework herself, but my
things had been untouched when I left the room before supper, for she
had come to tidy up before I had gone downstairs. Someone had been
here while we were at supper, and had examined elaborately everything
I possessed. Happily I had little luggage, and no papers save the new
books and a bill or two in the name of Cornelius Brand. The
inquisitor, whoever he was, had found nothing . . . The incident gave
me a good deal of comfort. It had been hard to believe that any mystery
could exist in this public place, where people lived brazenly in the
open, and wore their hearts on their sleeves and proclaimed their
opinions from the rooftops. Yet mystery there must be, or an
inoffensive stranger with a kit-bag would not have received these
strange attentions. I made a practice after that of sleeping with my
watch below my pillow, for inside the case was Mary Lamington's label.
Now began a period of pleasant idle receptiveness. Once a week it was
my custom to go up to London for the day to receive letters and
instructions, if any should come. I had moved from my chambers in Park
Lane, which I leased under my proper name, to a small flat in
Westminster taken in the name of Cornelius Brand. The letters
addressed to Park Lane were forwarded to Sir Walter, who sent them
round under cover to my new address. For the rest I used to spend my
mornings reading in the garden, and I discovered for the first time
what a pleasure was to be got from old books. They recalled and
amplified that vision I had seen from the Cotswold ridge, the
revelation of the priceless heritage which is England. I imbibed a
mighty quantity of history, but especially I liked the writers, like
Walton, who got at the very heart of the English countryside. Soon,
too, I found the _Pilgrim's Progress_ not a duty but a delight. I
discovered new jewels daily in the honest old story, and my letters to
Peter began to be as full of it as Peter's own epistles. I loved,
also, the songs of the Elizabethans, for they reminded me of the girl
who had sung to me in the June night.
In the afternoons I took my exercise in long tramps along the good
dusty English roads. The country fell away from Biggleswick into a
plain of wood and pasture-land, with low hills on the horizon. The
Place was sown with villages, each with its green and pond and ancient
church. Most, too, had inns, and there I had many a draught of cool
nutty ale, for the inn at Biggleswick was a reformed place which sold
nothing but washy cider. Often, tramping home in the dusk, I was so
much in love with the land that I could have sung with the pure joy of
it. And in the evening, after a bath, there would be supper, when a
rather fagged Jimson struggled between sleep and hunger, and the lady,
with an artistic mutch on her untidy head, talked ruthlessly of
Bit by bit I edged my way into local society. The Jimsons were a great
help, for they were popular and had a nodding acquaintance with most
of the inhabitants. They regarded me as a meritorious aspirant towards
a higher life, and I was paraded before their friends with the
suggestion of a vivid, if Philistine, past. If I had any gift for
writing, I would make a book about the inhabitants of Biggleswick.
About half were respectable citizens who came there for country air
and low rates, but even these had a touch of queerness and had picked
up the jargon of the place. The younger men were mostly Government
clerks or writers or artists. There were a few widows with flocks of
daughters, and on the outskirts were several bigger houses--mostly
houses which had been there before the garden city was planted. One of
them was brand-new, a staring villa with sham-antique timbering, stuck
on the top of a hill among raw gardens. It belonged to a man called
Moxon Ivery, who was a kind of academic pacificist and a great god in
the place. Another, a quiet Georgian manor house, was owned by a
London publisher, an ardent Liberal whose particular branch of
business compelled him to keep in touch with the new movements. I used
to see him hurrying to the station swinging a little black bag and
returning at night with the fish for dinner.
I soon got to know a surprising lot of people, and they were the
rummiest birds you can imagine. For example, there were the Weekeses,
three girls who lived with their mother in a house so artistic that
you broke your head whichever way you turned in it. The son of the
family was a conscientious objector who had refused to do any sort of
work whatever, and had got quodded for his pains. They were immensely
proud of him and used to relate his sufferings in Dartmoor with a
gusto which I thought rather heartless. Art was their great subject,
and I am afraid they found me pretty heavy going. It was their fashion
never to admire anything that was obviously beautiful, like a sunset
or a pretty woman, but to find surprising loveliness in things which I
thought hideous. Also they talked a language that was beyond me. This
kind of conversation used to happen. --MISS WEEKES: 'Don't you admire
Ursula Jimson?' SELF: 'Rather!' MISS W.: 'She is so John-esque in her
lines.' SELF: 'Exactly!' MISS W.: 'And Tancred, too--he is so full of
nuances.' SELF: 'Rather!' MISS W.: 'He suggests one of Degousse's
countrymen.' SELF: 'Exactly!'
They hadn't much use for books, except some Russian ones, and I
acquired merit in their eyes for having read Leprous Souls. If you
talked to them about that divine countryside, you found they didn't
give a rap for it and had never been a mile beyond the village. But
they admired greatly the sombre effect of a train going into
Marylebone station on a rainy day.
But it was the men who interested me most. Aronson, the novelist,
proved on acquaintance the worst kind of blighter. He considered
himself a genius whom it was the duty of the country to support, and
he sponged on his wretched relatives and anyone who would lend him
money. He was always babbling about his sins, and pretty squalid they
were. I should like to have flung him among a few good old-fashioned
full-blooded sinners of my acquaintance; they would have scared him
considerably. He told me that he sought 'reality' and 'life' and
'truth', but it was hard to see how he could know much about them, for
he spent half the day in bed smoking cheap cigarettes, and the rest
sunning himself in the admiration of half-witted girls. The creature
was tuberculous in mind and body, and the only novel of his I read,
pretty well turned my stomach. Mr Aronson's strong point was jokes
about the war. If he heard of any acquaintance who had joined up or
was even doing war work his merriment knew no bounds. My fingers used
to itch to box the little wretch's ears.
Letchford was a different pair of shoes. He was some kind of a man, to
begin with, and had an excellent brain and the worst manners
conceivable. He contradicted everything you said, and looked out for
an argument as other people look for their dinner. He was a
double-engined, high-speed pacificist, because he was the kind of
cantankerous fellow who must always be in a minority. If Britain had
stood out of the war he would have been a raving militarist, but since
she was in it he had got to find reasons why she was wrong. And jolly
good reasons they were, too. I couldn't have met his arguments if I
had wanted to, so I sat docilely at his feet. The world was all
crooked for Letchford, and God had created him with two left hands.
But the fellow had merits. He had a couple of jolly children whom he
adored, and he would walk miles with me on a Sunday, and spout poetry
about the beauty and greatness of England. He was forty-five; if he
had been thirty and in my battalion I could have made a soldier out of
There were dozens more whose names I have forgotten, but they had one
common characteristic. They were puffed up with spiritual pride, and I
used to amuse myself with finding their originals in the _Pilgrim's
Progress_. When I tried to judge them by the standard of old Peter,
they fell woefully short. They shut out the war from their lives, some
out of funk, some out of pure levity of mind, and some because they
were really convinced that the thing was all wrong. I think I grew
rather popular in my role of the seeker after truth, the honest
colonial who was against the war by instinct and was looking for
instruction in the matter. They regarded me as a convert from an alien
world of action which they secretly dreaded, though they affected to
despise it. Anyhow they talked to me very freely, and before long I
had all the pacifist arguments by heart. I made out that there were
three schools. One objected to war altogether, and this had few
adherents except Aronson and Weekes, C.O., now languishing in
Dartmoor. The second thought that the Allies' cause was tainted, and
that Britain had contributed as much as Germany to the catastrophe.
This included all the adherents of the L.D.A.--or League of Democrats
against Aggression--a very proud body. The third and much the largest,
which embraced everybody else, held that we had fought long enough and
that the business could now be settled by negotiation, since Germany
had learned her lesson. I was myself a modest member of the last
school, but I was gradually working my way up to the second, and I
hoped with luck to qualify for the first. My acquaintances approved my
progress. Letchford said I had a core of fanaticism in my slow nature,
and that I would end by waving the red flag.
Spiritual pride and vanity, as I have said, were at the bottom of most
of them, and, try as I might, I could find nothing very dangerous in
it all. This vexed me, for I began to wonder if the mission which I
had embarked on so solemnly were not going to be a fiasco. Sometimes
they worried me beyond endurance. When the news of Messines came
nobody took the slightest interest, while I was aching to tooth every
detail of the great fight. And when they talked on military affairs,
as Letchford and others did sometimes, it was difficult to keep from
sending them all to the devil, for their amateur cocksureness would
have riled Job. One had got to batten down the recollection of our
fellows out there who were sweating blood to keep these fools snug.
Yet I found it impossible to be angry with them for long, they were so
babyishly innocent. Indeed, I couldn't help liking them, and finding a
sort of quality in them. I had spent three years among soldiers, and
the British regular, great follow that he is, has his faults. His
discipline makes him in a funk of red-tape and any kind of superior
authority. Now these people were quite honest and in a perverted way
courageous. Letchford was, at any rate. I could no more have done what
he did and got hunted off platforms by the crowd and hooted at by
women in the streets than I could have written his leading articles.
All the same I was rather low about my job. Barring the episode of the
ransacking of my effects the first night, I had not a suspicion of a
clue or a hint of any mystery. The place and the people were as open
and bright as a Y.M.C.A. hut. But one day I got a solid wad of
comfort. In a corner of Letchford's paper, the _Critic_, I found a
letter which was one of the steepest pieces of invective I had ever
met with. The writer gave tongue like a beagle pup about the
prostitution, as he called it, of American republicanism to the vices
of European aristocracies. He declared that Senator La Follette was a
much-misunderstood patriot, seeing that he alone spoke for the toiling
millions who had no other friend. He was mad with President Wilson,
and he prophesied a great awakening when Uncle Sam got up against John
Bull in Europe and found out the kind of standpatter he was. The
letter was signed 'John S. Blenkiron' and dated 'London, 3 July'.
The thought that Blenkiron was in England put a new complexion on my
business. I reckoned I would see him soon, for he wasn't the man to
stand still in his tracks. He had taken up the role he had played
before he left in December 1915, and very right too, for not more than
half a dozen people knew of the Erzerum affair, and to the British
public he was only the man who had been fired out of the Savoy for
talking treason. I had felt a bit lonely before, but now somewhere
within the four corners of the island the best companion God ever made
was writing nonsense with his tongue in his old cheek.
There was an institution in Biggleswick which deserves mention. On the
south of the common, near the station, stood a red-brick building
called the Moot Hall, which was a kind of church for the very undevout
population. Undevout in the ordinary sense, I mean, for I had already
counted twenty-seven varieties of religious conviction, including
three Buddhists, a Celestial Hierarch, five Latter-day Saints, and
about ten varieties of Mystic whose names I could never remember. The
hall had been the gift of the publisher I have spoken of, and twice a
week it was used for lectures and debates. The place was managed by a
committee and was surprisingly popular, for it gave all the bubbling
intellects a chance of airing their views. When you asked where
somebody was and were told he was 'at Moot,' the answer was spoken in
the respectful tone in which you would mention a sacrament.
I went there regularly and got my mind broadened to cracking point. We
had all the stars of the New Movements. We had Doctor Chirk, who
lectured on 'God', which, as far as I could make out, was a new name
he had invented for himself. There was a woman, a terrible woman, who
had come back from Russia with what she called a 'message of healing'.
And to my joy, one night there was a great buck nigger who had a lot
to say about 'Africa for the Africans'. I had a few words with him in
Sesutu afterwards, and rather spoiled his visit. Some of the people
were extraordinarily good, especially one jolly old fellow who talked
about English folk songs and dances, and wanted us to set up a
Maypole. In the debates which generally followed I began to join, very
coyly at first, but presently with some confidence. If my time at
Biggleswick did nothing else it taught me to argue on my feet.
The first big effort I made was on a full-dress occasion, when
Launcelot Wake came down to speak. Mr Ivery was in the chair--the
first I had seen of him--a plump middle-aged man, with a colourless
face and nondescript features. I was not interested in him till he
began to talk, and then I sat bolt upright and took notice. For he was
the genuine silver-tongue, the sentences flowing from his mouth as
smooth as butter and as neatly dovetailed as a parquet floor. He had a
sort of man-of-the-world manner, treating his opponents with
condescending geniality, deprecating all passion and exaggeration and
making you feel that his urbane statement must be right, for if he had
wanted he could have put the case so much higher. I watched him,
fascinated, studying his face carefully; and the thing that struck me
was that there was nothing in it--nothing, that is to say, to lay
hold on. It was simply nondescript, so almightily commonplace that
that very fact made it rather remarkable.
Wake was speaking of the revelations of the Sukhomhnov trial in
Russia, which showed that Germany had not been responsible for the
war. He was jolly good at the job, and put as clear an argument as a
first-class lawyer. I had been sweating away at the subject and had
all the ordinary case at my fingers' ends, so when I got a chance of
speaking I gave them a long harangue, with some good quotations I had
cribbed out of the _Vossische Zeitung_, which Letchford lent me. I
felt it was up to me to be extra violent, for I wanted to establish my
character with Wake, seeing that he was a friend of Mary and Mary
would know that I was playing the game. I got tremendously applauded,
far more than the chief speaker, and after the meeting Wake came up
to me with his hot eyes, and wrung my hand. 'You're coming on well,
Brand,' he said, and then he introduced me to Mr Ivery. 'Here's a
second and a better Smuts,' he said.
Ivery made me walk a bit of the road home with him. 'I am struck by
your grip on these difficult problems, Mr Brand,' he told me. 'There
is much I can tell you, and you may be of great value to our cause.'
He asked me a lot of questions about my past, which I answered with
easy mendacity. Before we parted he made me promise to come one night
Next day I got a glimpse of Mary, and to my vexation she cut me dead.
She was walking with a flock of bare-headed girls, all chattering
hard, and though she saw me quite plainly she turned away her eyes. I
had been waiting for my cue, so I did not lift my hat, but passed on
as if we were strangers. I reckoned it was part of the game, but that
trifling thing annoyed me, and I spent a morose evening.
The following day I saw her again, this time talking sedately with Mr
Ivery, and dressed in a very pretty summer gown, and a broad-brimmed
straw hat with flowers in it. This time she stopped with a bright
smile and held out her hand. 'Mr Brand, isn't it?' she asked with a
pretty hesitation. And then, turning to her companion--'This is Mr
Brand. He stayed with us last month in Gloucestershire.'
Mr Ivery announced that he and I were already acquainted. Seen in
broad daylight he was a very personable fellow, somewhere between
forty-five and fifty, with a middle-aged figure and a curiously young
face. I noticed that there were hardly any lines on it, and it was
rather that of a very wise child than that of a man. He had a pleasant
smile which made his jaw and cheeks expand like indiarubber. 'You are
coming to sup with me, Mr Brand,' he cried after me. 'On Tuesday after
Moot. I have already written.' He whisked Mary away from me, and I had
to content myself with contemplating her figure till it disappeared
round a bend of the road.
Next day in London I found a letter from Peter. He had been very
solemn of late, and very reminiscent of old days now that he concluded
his active life was over. But this time he was in a different mood.
'_I think,_' he wrote, '_that you and I will meet again soon, my old
friend. Do you remember when we went after the big black-maned lion in
the Rooirand and couldn't get on his track, and then one morning we
woke up and said we would get him today?--and we did, but he very near
got you first. I've had a feel these last days that we're both going
down into the Valley to meet with Apolyon, and that the devil will
give us a bad time, but anyhow we'll be together._'
I had the same kind of feel myself, though I didn't see how Peter and
I were going to meet, unless I went out to the Front again and got put
in the bag and sent to the same Boche prison. But I had an instinct
that my time in Biggleswick was drawing to a close, and that presently
I would be in rougher quarters. I felt quite affectionate towards the
place, and took all my favourite walks, and drank my own health in the
brew of the village inns, with a consciousness of saying goodbye. Also
I made haste to finish my English classics, for I concluded I wouldn't
have much time in the future for miscellaneous reading.
The Tuesday came, and in the evening I set out rather late for the
Moot Hall, for I had been getting into decent clothes after a long,
hot stride. When I reached the place it was pretty well packed, and I
could only find a seat on the back benches. There on the platform was
Ivery, and beside him sat a figure that thrilled every inch of me with
affection and a wild anticipation. 'I have now the privilege,' said
the chairman, 'of introducing to you the speaker whom we so warmly
welcome, our fearless and indefatigable American friend, Mr
It was the old Blenkiron, but almightily changed. His stoutness had
gone, and he was as lean as Abraham Lincoln. Instead of a puffy face,
his cheek-bones and jaw stood out hard and sharp, and in place of his
former pasty colour his complexion had the clear glow of health. I saw
now that he was a splendid figure of a man, and when he got to his
feet every movement had the suppleness of an athlete in training. In
that moment I realized that my serious business had now begun. My
senses suddenly seemed quicker, my nerves tenser, my brain more
active. The big game had started, and he and I were playing it
I watched him with strained attention. It was a funny speech, stuffed
with extravagance and vehemence, not very well argued and terribly
discursive. His main point was that Germany was now in a fine
democratic mood and might well be admitted into a brotherly
partnership--that indeed she had never been in any other mood, but had
been forced into violence by the plots of her enemies. Much of it, I
should have thought, was in stark defiance of the Defence of the Realm
Acts, but if any wise Scotland Yard officer had listened to it he
would probably have considered it harmless because of its
contradictions. It was full of a fierce earnestness, and it was full
of humour--long-drawn American metaphors at which that most critical
audience roared with laughter. But it was not the kind of thing that
they were accustomed to, and I could fancy what Wake would have said
of it. The conviction grew upon me that Blenkiron was deliberately
trying to prove himself an honest idiot. If so, it was a huge success.
He produced on one the impression of the type of sentimental
revolutionary who ruthlessly knifes his opponent and then weeps and
prays over his tomb.
Just at the end he seemed to pull himself together and to try a little
argument. He made a great point of the Austrian socialists going to
Stockholm, going freely and with their Government's assent, from a
country which its critics called an autocracy, while the democratic
western peoples held back. 'I admit I haven't any real water-tight
proof,' he said, 'but I will bet my bottom dollar that the influence
which moved the Austrian Government to allow this embassy of freedom
was the influence of Germany herself. And that is the land from which
the Allied Pharisees draw in their skirts lest their garments be
He sat down amid a good deal of applause, for his audience had not
been bored, though I could see that some of them thought his praise of
Germany a bit steep. It was all right in Biggleswick to prove Britain
in the wrong, but it was a slightly different thing to extol the
enemy. I was puzzled about his last point, for it was not of a piece
with the rest of his discourse, and I was trying to guess at his
purpose. The chairman referred to it in his concluding remarks. 'I am
in a position,' he said, 'to bear out all that the lecturer has said.
I can go further. I can assure him on the best authority that his
surmise is correct, and that Vienna's decision to send delegates to
Stockholm was largely dictated by representations from Berlin. I am
given to understand that the fact has in the last few days been
admitted in the Austrian Press.'
A vote of thanks was carried, and then I found myself shaking hands
with Ivery while Blenkiron stood a yard off, talking to one of the
Misses Weekes. The next moment I was being introduced.
'Mr Brand, very pleased to meet you,' said the voice I knew so well.
'Mr Ivery has been telling me about you, and I guess we've got
something to say to each other. We're both from noo countries, and
we've got to teach the old nations a little horse-sense.'
Mr Ivery's car--the only one left in the neighbourhood--carried us to
his villa, and presently we were seated in a brightly-lit dining-
room. It was not a pretty house, but it had the luxury of an expensive
hotel, and the supper we had was as good as any London restaurant.
Gone were the old days of fish and toast and boiled milk. Blenkiron
squared his shoulders and showed himself a noble trencherman.
'A year ago,' he told our host, 'I was the meanest kind of dyspeptic.
I had the love of righteousness in my heart, but I had the devil in my
stomach. Then I heard stories about the Robson Brothers, the star
surgeons way out west in White Springs, Nebraska. They were reckoned
the neatest hands in the world at carving up a man and removing
devilments from his intestines. Now, sir, I've always fought pretty
shy of surgeons, for I considered that our Maker never intended His
handiwork to be reconstructed like a bankrupt Dago railway. But by
that time I was feeling so almighty wretched that I could have paid a
man to put a bullet through my head. "There's no other way," I said to
myself. "Either you forget your religion and your miserable cowardice
and get cut up, or it's you for the Golden Shore." So I set my teeth
and journeyed to White Springs, and the Brothers had a look at my
duodenum. They saw that the darned thing wouldn't do, so they
sidetracked it and made a noo route for my noo-trition traffic. It was
the cunningest piece of surgery since the Lord took a rib out of the
side of our First Parent. They've got a mighty fine way of charging,
too, for they take five per cent of a man's income, and it's all one
to them whether he's a Meat King or a clerk on twenty dollars a week.
I can tell you I took some trouble to be a very rich man last year.'
All through the meal I sat in a kind of stupor. I was trying to
assimilate the new Blenkiron, and drinking in the comfort of his
heavenly drawl, and I was puzzling my head about Ivery. I had a
ridiculous notion that I had seen him before, but, delve as I might
into my memory, I couldn't place him. He was the incarnation of the
commonplace, a comfortable middle-class sentimentalist, who patronized
pacificism out of vanity, but was very careful not to dip his hands
too far. He was always damping down Blenkiron's volcanic utterances.
'Of course, as you know, the other side have an argument which I find
rather hard to meet . . .' 'I can sympathize with patriotism, and even
with jingoism, in certain moods, but I always come back to this
difficulty.' 'Our opponents are not ill-meaning so much as
ill-judging,'--these were the sort of sentences he kept throwing in.
And he was full of quotations from private conversations he had had
with every sort of person--including members of the Government. I
remember that he expressed great admiration for Mr Balfour.
Of all that talk, I only recalled one thing clearly, and I recalled it
because Blenkiron seemed to collect his wits and try to argue, just as
he had done at the end of his lecture. He was speaking about a story
he had heard from someone, who had heard it from someone else, that
Austria in the last week of July 1914 had accepted Russia's proposal
to hold her hand and negotiate, and that the Kaiser had sent a message
to the Tsar saying he agreed. According to his story this telegram had
been received in Petrograd, and had been re-written, like Bismarck's
Ems telegram, before it reached the Emperor. He expressed his
disbelief in the yarn. 'I reckon if it had been true,' he said, 'we'd
have had the right text out long ago. They'd have kept a copy in
Berlin. All the same I did hear a sort of rumour that some kind of
message of that sort was published in a German paper.'
Mr Ivery looked wise. 'You are right,' he said. 'I happen to know that
it has been published. You will find it in the _Wieser Zeitung_.'
'You don't say?' he said admiringly. 'I wish I could read the old
tombstone language. But if I could they wouldn't let me have the
'Oh yes they would.' Mr Ivery laughed pleasantly. 'England has still a
good share of freedom. Any respectable person can get a permit to
import the enemy press. I'm not considered quite respectable, for the
authorities have a narrow definition of patriotism, but happily I have
Blenkiron was staying the night, and I took my leave as the clock
struck twelve. They both came into the hall to see me off, and, as I
was helping myself to a drink, and my host was looking for my hat and
stick, I suddenly heard Blenkiron's whisper in my ear. 'London . . .
the day after tomorrow,' he said. Then he took a formal farewell. 'Mr
Brand, it's been an honour for me, as an American citizen, to make
your acquaintance, sir. I will consider myself fortunate if we have an
early reunion. I am stopping at Claridge's Ho-tel, and I hope to be
privileged to receive you there.'
The Reflections of a Cured Dyspeptic
Thirty-five hours later I found myself in my rooms in Westminster. I
thought there might be a message for me there, for I didn't propose to
go and call openly on Blenkiron at Claridge's till I had his
instructions. But there was no message--only a line from Peter, saying
he had hopes of being sent to Switzerland. That made me realize that
he must be pretty badly broken up.
Presently the telephone bell rang. It was Blenkiron who spoke. 'Go
down and have a talk with your brokers about the War Loan. Arrive
there about twelve o'clock and don't go upstairs till you have met a
friend. You'd better have a quick luncheon at your club, and then come
to Traill's bookshop in the Haymarket at two. You can get back to
Biggleswick by the 5.16.'
I did as I was bid, and twenty minutes later, having travelled by
Underground, for I couldn't raise a taxi, I approached the block of
chambers in Leadenhall Street where dwelt the respected firm who
managed my investments. It was still a few minutes before noon, and as
I slowed down a familiar figure came out of the bank next door.
Ivery beamed recognition. 'Up for the day, Mr Brand?' he asked. 'I
have to see my brokers,' I said, 'read the South African papers in my
club, and get back by the 5.16. Any chance of your company?'
'Why, yes--that's my train. _Au revoir_. We meet at the station.' He
bustled off, looking very smart with his neat clothes and a rose in
I lunched impatiently, and at two was turning over some new books in
Traill's shop with an eye on the street-door behind me. It seemed a
public place for an assignation. I had begun to dip into a big
illustrated book on flower-gardens when an assistant came up. 'The
manager's compliments, sir, and he thinks there are some old works of
travel upstairs that might interest you.' I followed him obediently to
an upper floor lined with every kind of volume and with tables
littered with maps and engravings. 'This way, sir,' he said, and
opened a door in the wall concealed by bogus book-backs. I found
myself in a little study, and Blenkiron sitting in an armchair
He got up and seized both my hands. 'Why, Dick, this is better than
good noos. I've heard all about your exploits since we parted a year
ago on the wharf at Liverpool. We've both been busy on our own jobs,
and there was no way of keeping you wise about my doings, for after I
thought I was cured I got worse than hell inside, and, as I told you,
had to get the doctor-men to dig into me. After that I was playing a
pretty dark game, and had to get down and out of decent society. But,
holy Mike! I'm a new man. I used to do my work with a sick heart and a
taste in my mouth like a graveyard, and now I can eat and drink what I
like and frolic round like a colt. I wake up every morning whistling
and thank the good God that I'm alive, It was a bad day for Kaiser
when I got on the cars for White Springs.'
'This is a rum place to meet,' I said, 'and you brought me by a
He grinned and offered me a cigar.
'There were reasons. It don't do for you and me to advertise our
acquaintance in the street. As for the shop, I've owned it for five
years. I've a taste for good reading, though you wouldn't think it,
and it tickles me to hand it out across the counter . . . First, I
want to hear about Biggleswick.'
'There isn't a great deal to it. A lot of ignorance, a large slice of
vanity, and a pinch or two of wrong-headed honesty--these are the
ingredients of the pie. Not much real harm in it. There's one or two
dirty literary gents who should be in a navvies' battalion, but
they're about as dangerous as yellow Kaffir dogs. I've learned a lot
and got all the arguments by heart, but you might plant a Biggleswick
in every shire and it wouldn't help the Boche. I can see where the
danger lies all the same. These fellows talked academic anarchism, but
the genuine article is somewhere about and to find it you've got to
look in the big industrial districts. We had faint echoes of it in
Biggleswick. I mean that the really dangerous fellows are those who
want to close up the war at once and so get on with their blessed
class war, which cuts across nationalities. As for being spies and
that sort of thing, the Biggleswick lads are too callow.'
'Yes,' said Blenkiron reflectively. 'They haven't got as much sense as
God gave to geese. You're sure you didn't hit against any heavier
'Yes. There's a man called Launcelot Wake, who came down to speak
once. I had met him before. He has the makings of a fanatic, and he's
the more dangerous because you can see his conscience is uneasy. I can
fancy him bombing a Prime Minister merely to quiet his own doubts.'
'So,' he said. 'Nobody else?'
I reflected. 'There's Mr Ivery, but you know him better than I. I
shouldn't put much on him, but I'm not precisely certain, for I never
had a chance of getting to know him.'
'Ivery,' said Blenkiron in surprise. 'He has a hobby for half-baked
youth, just as another rich man might fancy orchids or fast trotters.
You sure can place him right enough.'
'I dare say. Only I don't know enough to be positive.'
He sucked at his cigar for a minute or so. 'I guess, Dick, if I told
you all I've been doing since I reached these shores you would call me
a romancer. I've been way down among the toilers. I did a spell as
unskilled dilooted labour in the Barrow shipyards. I was barman in a
hotel on the Portsmouth Road, and I put in a black month driving a
taxicab in the city of London. For a while I was the accredited
correspondent of the Noo York Sentinel and used to go with the rest of
the bunch to the pow-wows of under-secretaries of State and War Office
generals. They censored my stuff so cruel that the paper fired me.
Then I went on a walking-tour round England and sat for a fortnight in
a little farm in Suffolk. By and by I came back to Claridge's and this
bookshop, for I had learned most of what I wanted.
'I had learned,' he went on, turning his curious, full, ruminating
eyes on me, 'that the British working-man is about the soundest piece
of humanity on God's earth. He grumbles a bit and jibs a bit when he
thinks the Government are giving him a crooked deal, but he's gotten
the patience of Job and the sand of a gamecock. And he's gotten humour
too, that tickles me to death. There's not much trouble in that
quarter for it's he and his kind that's beating the Hun . . . But I
picked up a thing or two besides that.'
He leaned forward and tapped me on the knee. 'I reverence the British
Intelligence Service. Flies don't settle on it to any considerable
extent. It's got a mighty fine mesh, but there's one hole in that
mesh, and it's our job to mend it. There's a high-powered brain in the
game against us. I struck it a couple of years ago when I was hunting
Dumba and Albert, and I thought it was in Noo York, but it wasn't. I
struck its working again at home last year and located its head office
in Europe. So I tried Switzerland and Holland, but only bits of it
were there. The centre of the web where the old spider sits is right
here in England, and for six months I've been shadowing that spider.
There's a gang to help, a big gang, and a clever gang, and partly an
innocent gang. But there's only one brain, and it's to match that that
the Robson Brothers settled my duodenum.'
I was listening with a quickened pulse, for now at last I was getting
'What is he--international socialist, or anarchist, or what?' I asked.
'Pure-blooded Boche agent, but the biggest-sized brand in the
catalogue--bigger than Steinmeier or old Bismarck's Staubier. Thank
God I've got him located . . . I must put you wise about some things.'
He lay back in his rubbed leather armchair and yarned for twenty
minutes. He told me how at the beginning of the war Scotland Yard had
had a pretty complete register of enemy spies, and without making any
fuss had just tidied them away. After that, the covey having been
broken up, it was a question of picking off stray birds. That had
taken some doing. There had been all kinds of inflammatory stuff
around, Red Masons and international anarchists, and, worst of all,
international finance-touts, but they had mostly been ordinary cranks
and rogues, the tools of the Boche agents rather than agents
themselves. However, by the middle of 1915 most of the stragglers had
been gathered in. But there remained loose ends, and towards the close
of last year somebody was very busy combining these ends into a net.
Funny cases cropped up of the leakage of vital information. They began
to be bad about October 1916, when the Hun submarines started on a
special racket. The enemy suddenly appeared possessed of a knowledge
which we thought to be shared only by half a dozen officers. Blenkiron
said he was not surprised at the leakage, for there's always a lot of
people who hear things they oughtn't to. What surprised him was that
it got so quickly to the enemy.
Then after last February, when the Hun submarines went in for
frightfulness on a big scale, the thing grew desperate. Leakages
occurred every week, and the business was managed by people who knew
their way about, for they avoided all the traps set for them, and when
bogus news was released on purpose, they never sent it. A convoy which
had been kept a deadly secret would be attacked at the one place where
it was helpless. A carefully prepared defensive plan would be
checkmated before it could be tried. Blenkiron said that there was no
evidence that a single brain was behind it all, for there was no
similarity in the cases, but he had a strong impression all the time
that it was the work of one man. We managed to close some of the
bolt-holes, but we couldn't put our hands near the big ones. 'By this
time,' said he, 'I reckoned I was about ready to change my methods. I
had been working by what the highbrows call induction, trying to argue
up from the deeds to the doer. Now I tried a new lay, which was to
calculate down from the doer to the deeds. They call it deduction. I
opined that somewhere in this island was a gentleman whom we will call
Mr X, and that, pursuing the line of business he did, he must have
certain characteristics. I considered very carefully just what sort of
personage he must be. I had noticed that his device was apparently the
Double Bluff. That is to say, when he had two courses open to him, A
and B, he pretended he was going to take B, and so got us guessing
that he would try A. Then he took B after all. So I reckoned that his
camouflage must correspond to this little idiosyncrasy. Being a Boche
agent, he wouldn't pretend to be a hearty patriot, an honest old
blood-and-bones Tory. That would be only the Single Bluff. I
considered that he would be a pacifist, cunning enough just to keep
inside the law, but with the eyes of the police on him. He would write
books which would not be allowed to be exported. He would get himself
disliked in the popular papers, but all the mugwumps would admire his
moral courage. I drew a mighty fine picture to myself of just the man
I expected to find. Then I started out to look for him.'
Blenkiron's face took on the air of a disappointed child. 'It was no
good. I kept barking up the wrong tree and wore myself out playing the
sleuth on white-souled innocents.'
'But you've found him all right,' I cried, a sudden suspicion leaping
into my brain.
'He's found,' he said sadly, 'but the credit does not belong to John
S. Blenkiron. That child merely muddied the pond. The big fish was
left for a young lady to hook.'
'I know,' I cried excitedly. 'Her name is Miss Mary Lamington.'
He shook a disapproving head. 'You've guessed right, my son, but
you've forgotten your manners. This is a rough business and we won't
bring in the name of a gently reared and pure-minded young girl. If we
speak to her at all we call her by a pet name out of the _Pilgrim's
Progress_ . . . Anyhow she hooked the fish, though he isn't landed.
D'you see any light?'
'Ivery,' I gasped.
'Yes. Ivery. Nothing much to look at, you say. A common, middle-aged,
pie-faced, golf-playing high-brow, that you wouldn't keep out of a
Sunday school. A touch of the drummer, too, to show he has no dealings
with your effete aristocracy. A languishing silver-tongue that adores
the sound of his own voice. As mild, you'd say, as curds and cream.'
Blenkiron got out of his chair and stood above me. 'I tell you, Dick,
that man makes my spine cold. He hasn't a drop of good red blood in
him. The dirtiest apache is a Christian gentleman compared to Moxon
Ivery. He's as cruel as a snake and as deep as hell. But, by God, he's
got a brain below his hat. He's hooked and we're playing him, but Lord
knows if he'll ever be landed!'
'Why on earth don't you put him away?' I asked.
'We haven't the proof--legal proof, I mean; though there's buckets of
the other kind. I could put up a morally certain case, but he'd beat
me in a court of law. And half a hundred sheep would get up in
Parliament and bleat about persecution. He has a graft with every
collection of cranks in England, and with all the geese that cackle
about the liberty of the individual when the Boche is ranging about to
enslave the world. No, sir, that's too dangerous a game! Besides, I've
a better in hand, Moxon Ivery is the best-accredited member of this
State. His _dossier_ is the completest thing outside the Recording
Angel's little note-book. We've taken up his references in every
corner of the globe and they're all as right as Morgan's balance
sheet. From these it appears he's been a high-toned citizen ever
since he was in short-clothes. He was raised in Norfolk, and there are
people living who remember his father. He was educated at Melton
School and his name's in the register. He was in business in
Valparaiso, and there's enough evidence to write three volumes of his
innocent life there. Then he came home with a modest competence two
years before the war, and has been in the public eye ever since. He
was Liberal candidate for a London constitooency and he has decorated
the board of every institootion formed for the amelioration of
mankind. He's got enough alibis to choke a boa constrictor, and
they're water-tight and copper-bottomed, and they're mostly damned
lies . . . But you can't beat him at that stunt. The man's the superbest
actor that ever walked the earth. You can see it in his face. It isn't
a face, it's a mask. He could make himself look like Shakespeare or
Julius Caesar or Billy Sunday or Brigadier-General Richard Hannay if
he wanted to. He hasn't got any personality either--he's got fifty,
and there's no one he could call his own. I reckon when the devil gets
the handling of him at last he'll have to put sand on his claws to
keep him from slipping through.'
Blenkiron was settled in his chair again, with one leg hoisted over
'We've closed a fair number of his channels in the last few months.
No, he don't suspect me. The world knows nothing of its greatest men,
and to him I'm only a Yankee peace-crank, who gives big subscriptions
to loony societies and will travel a hundred miles to let off steam
before any kind of audience. He's been to see me at Claridge's and
I've arranged that he shall know all my record. A darned bad record it
is too, for two years ago I was violent pro-British before I found
salvation and was requested to leave England. When I was home last I
was officially anti-war, when I wasn't stretched upon a bed of pain.
Mr Moxon Ivery don't take any stock in John S. Blenkiron as a serious
proposition. And while I've been here I've been so low down in the
social scale and working in so many devious ways that he can't connect
me up . . . As I was saying, we've cut most of his wires, but the
biggest we haven't got at. He's still sending stuff out, and mighty
compromising stuff it is. Now listen close, Dick, for we're coming
near your own business.'
It appeared that Blenkiron had reason to suspect that the channel
still open had something to do with the North. He couldn't get closer
than that, till he heard from his people that a certain Abel Gresson
had turned up in Glasgow from the States. This Gresson he discovered
was the same as one Wrankester, who as a leader of the Industrial
Workers of the World had been mixed up in some ugly cases of sabotage
in Colorado. He kept his news to himself, for he didn't want the
police to interfere, but he had his own lot get into touch with
Gresson and shadow him closely. The man was very discreet but very
mysterious, and he would disappear for a week at a time, leaving no
trace. For some unknown reason--he couldn't explain why--Blenkiron
had arrived at the conclusion that Gresson was in touch with Ivery, so
he made experiments to prove it.
'I wanted various cross-bearings to make certain, and I got them the
night before last. My visit to Biggleswick was good business.'
'I don't know what they meant,' I said, 'but I know where they came
in. One was in your speech when you spoke of the Austrian socialists,
and Ivery took you up about them. The other was after supper when he
quoted the _Wieser Zeitung_.'
'You're no fool, Dick,' he said, with his slow smile. 'You've hit the
mark first shot. You know me and you could follow my process of
thought in those remarks. Ivery, not knowing me so well, and having
his head full of just that sort of argument, saw nothing unusual.
Those bits of noos were pumped into Gresson that he might pass them
on. And he did pass them on--to Ivery. They completed my chain.'
'But they were commonplace enough things which he might have guessed
'No, they weren't. They were the nicest tit-bits of political noos
which all the cranks have been reaching after.'
'Anyhow, they were quotations from German papers. He might have had
the papers themselves earlier than you thought.'
'Wrong again. The paragraph never appeared in the _Wieser Zeitung_.
But we faked up a torn bit of that noospaper, and a very pretty bit of
forgery it was, and Gresson, who's a kind of a scholar, was allowed to
have it. He passed it on. Ivery showed it me two nights ago. Nothing
like it ever sullied the columns of Boche journalism. No, it was a
perfectly final proof . . . Now, Dick, it's up to you to get after
'Right,' I said. 'I'm jolly glad I'm to start work again. I'm getting
fat from lack of exercise. I suppose you want me to catch Gresson out
in some piece of blackguardism and have him and Ivery snugly put
'I don't want anything of the kind,' he said very slowly and
distinctly. 'You've got to attend very close to your instructions, I
cherish these two beauties as if they were my own white-headed boys. I
wouldn't for the world interfere with their comfort and liberty. I
want them to go on corresponding with their friends. I want to give
them every facility.'
He burst out laughing at my mystified face.
'See here, Dick. How do we want to treat the Boche? Why, to fill him
up with all the cunningest lies and get him to act on them. Now here
is Moxon Ivery, who has always given them good information. They trust
him absolutely, and we would be fools to spoil their confidence. Only,
if we can find out Moxon's methods, we can arrange to use them
ourselves and send noos in his name which isn't quite so genooine.
Every word he dispatches goes straight to the Grand High Secret
General Staff, and old Hindenburg and Ludendorff put towels round
their heads and cipher it out. We want to encourage them to go on
doing it. We'll arrange to send true stuff that don't matter, so as
they'll continue to trust him, and a few selected falsehoods that'll
matter like hell. It's a game you can't play for ever, but with luck I
propose to play it long enough to confuse Fritz's little plans.'
His face became serious and wore the air that our corps commander used
to have at the big pow-wow before a push.
'I'm not going to give you instructions, for you're man enough to make
your own. But I can give you the general hang of the situation. You
tell Ivery you're going North to inquire into industrial disputes at
first hand. That will seem to him natural and in line with your recent
behaviour. He'll tell his people that you're a guileless colonial who
feels disgruntled with Britain, and may come in useful. You'll go to a
man of mine in Glasgow, a red-hot agitator who chooses that way of
doing his bit for his country. It's a darned hard way and darned
dangerous. Through him you'll get in touch with Gresson, and you'll
keep alongside that bright citizen. Find out what he is doing, and get
a chance of following him. He must never suspect you, and for that
purpose you must be very near the edge of the law yourself. You go up
there as an unabashed pacifist and you'll live with folk that will
turn your stomach. Maybe you'll have to break some of these two-cent
rules the British Government have invented to defend the realm, and
it's up to you not to get caught out . . . Remember, you'll get no help
from me. You've got to wise up about Gresson with the whole forces of
the British State arrayed officially against you. I guess it's a steep
proposition, but you're man enough to make good.'
As we shook hands, he added a last word. 'You must take your own time,
but it's not a case for slouching. Every day that passes Ivery is
sending out the worst kind of poison. The Boche is blowing up for a
big campaign in the field, and a big effort to shake the nerve and
confuse the judgement of our civilians. The whole earth's war-weary,
and we've about reached the danger-point. There's pretty big stakes
hang on you, Dick, for things are getting mighty delicate.'
* * * * *
I purchased a new novel in the shop and reached St Pancras in time to
have a cup of tea at the buffet. Ivery was at the bookstall buying an
evening paper. When we got into the carriage he seized my _Punch_ and
kept laughing and calling my attention to the pictures. As I looked at
him, I thought that he made a perfect picture of the citizen turned
countryman, going back of an evening to his innocent home. Everything
was right--his neat tweeds, his light spats, his spotted neckcloth,
and his Aquascutum.
Not that I dared look at him much. What I had learned made me eager to
search his face, but I did not dare show any increased interest. I had
always been a little off-hand with him, for I had never much liked
him, so I had to keep on the same manner. He was as merry as a grig,
full of chat and very friendly and amusing. I remember he picked up
the book I had brought off that morning to read in the train--the
second volume of Hazlitt's _Essays_, the last of my English
classics--and discoursed so wisely about books that I wished I had
spent more time in his company at Biggleswick.
'Hazlitt was the academic Radical of his day,' he said. 'He is always
lashing himself into a state of theoretical fury over abuses he has
never encountered in person. Men who are up against the real thing
save their breath for action.'
That gave me my cue to tell him about my journey to the North. I said
I had learned a lot in Biggleswick, but I wanted to see industrial
life at close quarters. 'Otherwise I might become like Hazlitt,' I
He was very interested and encouraging. 'That's the right way to set
about it,' he said. 'Where were you thinking of going?'
I told him that I had half thought of Barrow, but decided to try
Glasgow, since the Clyde seemed to be a warm corner.
'Right,' he said. 'I only wish I was coming with you. It'll take you a
little while to understand the language. You'll find a good deal of
senseless bellicosity among the workmen, for they've got parrot-cries
about the war as they used to have parrot-cries about their labour
politics. But there's plenty of shrewd brains and sound hearts too.
You must write and tell me your conclusions.'
It was a warm evening and he dozed the last part of the journey. I
looked at him and wished I could see into the mind at the back of that
mask-like face. I counted for nothing in his eyes, not even enough for
him to want to make me a tool, and I was setting out to try to make a
tool of him. It sounded a forlorn enterprise. And all the while I was
puzzled with a persistent sense of recognition. I told myself it was
idiocy, for a man with a face like that must have hints of resemblance
to a thousand people. But the idea kept nagging at me till we reached
As we emerged from the station into the golden evening I saw Mary
Lamington again. She was with one of the Weekes girls, and after the
Biggleswick fashion was bareheaded, so that the sun glinted from her
hair. Ivery swept his hat off and made her a pretty speech, while I
faced her steady eyes with the expressionlessness of the stage
'A charming child,' he observed as we passed on. 'Not without a touch
of seriousness, too, which may yet be touched to noble issues.'
I considered, as I made my way to my final supper with the Jimsons,
that the said child was likely to prove a sufficiently serious
business for Mr Moxon Ivery before the game was out.
I took the train three days later from King's Cross to Edinburgh. I
went to the Pentland Hotel in Princes Street and left there a
suit-case containing some clean linen and a change of clothes. I had
been thinking the thing out, and had come to the conclusion that I
must have a base somewhere and a fresh outfit. Then in well-worn
tweeds and with no more luggage than a small trench kit-bag, I
descended upon the city of Glasgow.
I walked from the station to the address which Blenkiron had given me.
It was a hot summer evening, and the streets were filled with
bareheaded women and weary-looking artisans. As I made my way down the
Dumbarton Road I was amazed at the number of able-bodied fellows
about, considering that you couldn't stir a mile on any British front
without bumping up against a Glasgow battalion. Then I realized that
there were such things as munitions and ships, and I wondered no more.
A stout and dishevelled lady at a close-mouth directed me to Mr Amos's
dwelling. 'Twa stairs up. Andra will be in noo, havin' his tea. He's
no yin for overtime. He's generally hame on the chap of six.' I
ascended the stairs with a sinking heart, for like all South Africans
I have a horror of dirt. The place was pretty filthy, but at each
landing there were two doors with well-polished handles and brass
plates. On one I read the name of Andrew Amos.
A man in his shirt-sleeves opened to me, a little man, without a
collar, and with an unbuttoned waistcoat. That was all I saw of him in
the dim light, but he held out a paw like a gorilla's and drew me in.
The sitting-room, which looked over many chimneys to a pale yellow sky
against which two factory stalks stood out sharply, gave me light
enough to observe him fully. He was about five feet four,
broad-shouldered, and with a great towsy head of grizzled hair. He
wore spectacles, and his face was like some old-fashioned Scots
minister's, for he had heavy eyebrows and whiskers which joined each
other under his jaw, while his chin and enormous upper lip were
clean-shaven. His eyes were steely grey and very solemn, but full of
smouldering energy. His voice was enormous and would have shaken the
walls if he had not had the habit of speaking with half-closed lips.
He had not a sound tooth in his head.
A saucer full of tea and a plate which had once contained ham and eggs
were on the table. He nodded towards them and asked me if I had fed.
'Ye'll no eat onything? Well, some would offer ye a dram, but this
house is staunch teetotal. I door ye'll have to try the nearest public
if ye're thirsty.'
I disclaimed any bodily wants, and produced my pipe, at which he
started to fill an old clay. 'Mr Brand's your name?' he asked in his
gusty voice. 'I was expectin' ye, but Dod! man ye're late!'
He extricated from his trousers pocket an ancient silver watch, and
regarded it with disfavour. 'The dashed thing has stoppit. What do ye
make the time, Mr Brand?'
He proceeded to prise open the lid of his watch with the knife he had
used to cut his tobacco, and, as he examined the works, he turned the
back of the case towards me. On the inside I saw pasted Mary
Lamington's purple-and-white wafer.
I held my watch so that he could see the same token. His keen eyes,
raised for a second, noted it, and he shut his own with a snap and
returned it to his pocket. His manner lost its wariness and became
'Ye've come up to see Glasgow, Mr Brand? Well, it's a steerin' bit,
and there's honest folk bides in it, and some not so honest. They tell
me ye're from South Africa. That's a long gait away, but I ken
something aboot South Africa, for I had a cousin's son oot there for
his lungs. He was in a shop in Main Street, Bloomfountain. They called
him Peter Dobson. Ye would maybe mind of him.'
Then he discoursed of the Clyde. He was an incomer, he told me, from
the Borders, his native place being the town of Galashiels, or, as he
called it, 'Gawly'. 'I began as a powerloom tuner in Stavert's mill.
Then my father dee'd and I took up his trade of jiner. But it's no
world nowadays for the sma' independent business, so I cam to the
Clyde and learned a shipwright's job. I may say I've become a leader
in the trade, for though I'm no an official of the Union, and not
likely to be, there's no man's word carries more weight than mine. And
the Goavernment kens that, for they've sent me on commissions up and
down the land to look at wuds and report on the nature of the timber.
Bribery, they think it is, but Andrew Amos is not to be bribit. He'll
have his say about any Goavernment on earth, and tell them to their
face what he thinks of them. Ay, and he'll fight the case of the
workingman against his oppressor, should it be the Goavernment or the
fatted calves they ca' Labour Members. Ye'll have heard tell o' the
shop stewards, Mr Brand?'
I admitted I had, for I had been well coached by Blenkiron in the
current history of industrial disputes.
'Well, I'm a shop steward. We represent the rank and file against
office-bearers that have lost the confidence o' the workingman. But
I'm no socialist, and I would have ye keep mind of that. I'm yin o'
the old Border radicals, and I'm not like to change. I'm for
individual liberty and equal rights and chances for all men. I'll no
more bow down before a Dagon of a Goavernment official than before the
Baal of a feckless Tweedside laird. I've to keep my views to mysel',
for thae young lads are all drucken-daft with their wee books about
Cawpital and Collectivism and a wheen long senseless words I wouldna
fyle my tongue with. Them and their socialism! There's more gumption
in a page of John Stuart Mill than in all that foreign trash. But, as
I say, I've got to keep a quiet sough, for the world is gettin'
socialism now like the measles. It all comes of a defective
'And what does a Border radical say about the war?' I asked.
He took off his spectacles and cocked his shaggy brows at me. 'I'll
tell ye, Mr Brand. All that was bad in all that I've ever wrestled
with since I cam to years o' discretion--Tories and lairds and
manufacturers and publicans and the Auld Kirk--all that was bad, I
say, for there were orra bits of decency, ye'll find in the Germans
full measure pressed down and running over. When the war started, I
considered the subject calmly for three days, and then I said: "Andra
Amos, ye've found the enemy at last. The ones ye fought before were in
a manner o' speakin' just misguided friends. It's either you or the
Kaiser this time, my man!"'
His eyes had lost their gravity and had taken on a sombre ferocity.
'Ay, and I've not wavered. I got a word early in the business as to
the way I could serve my country best. It's not been an easy job, and
there's plenty of honest folk the day will give me a bad name. They
think I'm stirrin' up the men at home and desertin' the cause o' the
lads at the front. Man, I'm keepin' them straight. If I didna fight
their battles on a sound economic isshue, they would take the dorts
and be at the mercy of the first blagyird that preached revolution. Me
and my like are safety-valves, if ye follow me. And dinna you make ony
mistake, Mr Brand. The men that are agitating for a rise in wages are
not for peace. They're fighting for the lads overseas as much as for
themselves. There's not yin in a thousand that wouldna sweat himself
blind to beat the Germans. The Goavernment has made mistakes, and maun
be made to pay for them. If it were not so, the men would feel like a
moose in a trap, for they would have no way to make their grievance
felt. What for should the big man double his profits and the small man
be ill set to get his ham and egg on Sabbath mornin'? That's the
meaning o' Labour unrest, as they call it, and it's a good thing, says
I, for if Labour didna get its leg over the traces now and then, the
spunk o' the land would be dead in it, and Hindenburg could squeeze it
like a rotten aipple.'
I asked if he spoke for the bulk of the men.
'For ninety per cent in ony ballot. I don't say that there's not
plenty of riff-raff--the pint-and-a-dram gentry and the soft-heads
that are aye reading bits of newspapers, and muddlin' their wits with
foreign whigmaleeries. But the average man on the Clyde, like the
average man in ither places, hates just three things, and that's the
Germans, the profiteers, as they call them, and the Irish. But he
hates the Germans first.'
'The Irish!' I exclaimed in astonishment.
'Ay, the Irish,' cried the last of the old Border radicals. 'Glasgow's
stinkin' nowadays with two things, money and Irish. I mind the day
when I followed Mr Gladstone's Home Rule policy, and used to threep
about the noble, generous, warm-hearted sister nation held in a
foreign bondage. My Goad! I'm not speakin' about Ulster, which is a
dour, ill-natured den, but our own folk all the same. But the men that
will not do a hand's turn to help the war and take the chance of our
necessities to set up a bawbee rebellion are hateful to Goad and man.
We treated them like pet lambs and that's the thanks we get. They're